She has no sense of direction. When she first started driving, she got lost. So she found a pay phone and called her Dad and asked him for directions on how to get home. He said, “Where are you now?” She said, “I don’t know. I’m at some gas station.” This was near LA, where there were about a million gas stations. So he had her walk to the street corner, look at the street signs, then come back and tell him where she was at.
I always look forward to your Tuesday Thoughts! I love the quotes you gather and glean. Especially, loved the one today on Tradition – peer pressure from the dead! So true and hilarious too. The source of “Well, This is the way we always do it!”.
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So glad you enjoy them!
Yes, that saying “Well, this is the way we always do it.” went through my head when I saw the quote. Describes it perfectly 🙂
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I changed my navigation system voice to a female and it kept asking me to stop so it can go pee.
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“Haha!” Smart aleck!
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
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6, 7 and 10, but love the laid back 9 too
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Yes, I thought the kitty was too cute. We all have days like that! 🙂
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I wish at the moment!!
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🥰
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I’ve had some of those kitty days too 🙂
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We all need them!
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I hope the kid in the last image has a cell phone with him. It looks like the other’s person’s time is about to run out…
love the Snoopy quote and the image…
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He just needs to flip grandpa over for a while.
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Oh gosh! 😶🤚!
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so that may be the key to a longer life; just stand on your head for a while…
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It’s worth a try
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It sounds like just the thing that stooges would try!
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That’s why men make so many great discoveries – we aren’t afraid to do something stupid.
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And also why men hurt themselves more and die younger. Just saying! 🙂
Women may be a little wiser.
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Shaking my head!! That little kid may not know how to use a cell phone.
I love fireplaces!
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Is shaking one step, or more, below smacking?
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2!
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dang, I’ve got to try harder… 🙂
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Just stand on your head, that might work. I will let you know. 🙂
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that could have a double benefit – a head smack and a longer life…
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All good thoughts.
If the GPS was in my wife’s voice it would say, “Let’s just go home, we’ll never find it.”
The Mark Twain quote is my favorite, though, which is either #1 or #2. Somebody must have been talking while they were numbering these thoughts.
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LOL at your wife! Does she speak from experience? 😉
Haha! The Mark Twain quote is number 1 you doolally!
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She has no sense of direction. When she first started driving, she got lost. So she found a pay phone and called her Dad and asked him for directions on how to get home. He said, “Where are you now?” She said, “I don’t know. I’m at some gas station.” This was near LA, where there were about a million gas stations. So he had her walk to the street corner, look at the street signs, then come back and tell him where she was at.
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Been there, done that! LOL!
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I thought you would identify with Number 9 too. 🙂
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Is that the Hippocrates quote, or the sleeping cat?
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The cat. 🙂
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I’ll let you know tomorrow what I think about that cat.
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Haha smartie!
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On my car you can change the navigation voice to famous celebrities. But it doesn’t matter as it still cant speak or understand Yorkshire
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So what famous celebrity do you have yours set on? 🙂 LOL!
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#10 has been in my playbook for a while now.
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😊 , good to hear!
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The good thing about Tuesday: the Thoughts.
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😉. Glad I can make Tuesday’s good.
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Joy, I truly love the Mark Twain quote. it is profound. Keith
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Bwahahaha! That GPS thought made me chuckle out loud.
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😂 I couldn’t pass that one up!
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet and commented:
Don’t Miss These Great Quotes – Especially the one about “Tradition”!
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Thanks! 😊
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I always look forward to your Tuesday Thoughts! I love the quotes you gather and glean. Especially, loved the one today on Tradition – peer pressure from the dead! So true and hilarious too. The source of “Well, This is the way we always do it!”.
😊💕🌹
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So glad you enjoy them!
Yes, that saying “Well, this is the way we always do it.” went through my head when I saw the quote. Describes it perfectly 🙂
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Spot On, My Dear! Thanks for sharing that and all the others too! 😊💕🌹
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7. Clearly
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😉
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#5 . . . combined with a side of #2!
But loved most of them. Cat = cute!
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A good combo and yes, couldn’t resist the cat one! 🙂
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