Octavia the Ostrich was being her typical self. Her head was buried in the sand, not paying heed to what others were saying around her. They were talking about grim stuff and she didn’t want to hear that. She did what she always did when she didn’t want to hear, she buried her head in the sand. In her mind if she didn’t hear it, it wasn’t real news, it was fake.
One day while feasting on some roots, leaves and seeds, Sir Oliver, the head of the flock, called Octavia over to him.
“Octavia, I am concerned that you are not paying attention to our serious warnings about the leopard some have seen lurking around.” he said.
“I haven’t seen any leopard.” she replied.
“Have you been looking for one? We all take turns you know at guard duty and watching out for leopards. When its your turn on guard duty, you are watching right? ”
Octavia stammered around for a bit and her gaze went down to the ground.
“Octavia! Are you not watching? Do you have your head in the sand, putting others and yourself at risk?”
She raised her head and looked at Sir Oliver defiantly, “Never, I am always watching, I mean I attempt to watch, but I think the talk about spotting a leopard has been greatly exaggerated. I don’t like leopards, so why should I watch for them, I would rather believe they aren’t around.”
Sir Oliver shook his head, “They are true warnings Octavia, and it would be good for you to take them seriously.”
Octavia looked him straight in the eyes as she said, “Okay, if you say so, but I think things are quite fine here. That’s what I keep telling myself.”
Sighing Sir Oliver walked away. He worried about Octavia. She lived in a fantasy world of her own creation. If she didn’t like what she saw or heard, she just wouldn’t believe it.
About a week later the flock was all abuzz about what had happened down by the old Peach Tree.
Legend told that years ago a leopard had been seen stealthily creeping up onto the sleeping ostriches. He had stopped by the peach tree and suddenly he disappeared. The ostrich that had been on guard duty said that it looked like the peach tree just swallowed him up.
Well that story had been passed around for years in the ostriches history lessons and now it had happened again. The ostrich on guard duty had seen it with his own eyes. The leopard fell and the peach tree swallowed him up!
The Peach Tree still stands, as the ostriches go on with their lives. Some keeping their eyes wide open and others like Octavia who bury their heads in the sand.
Okay, let’s see. The Peachtree is symbolic for accounting software used by professionals. The leopard is someone new to the software, trying to figure it out. His work is spotty, at best. The Peachtree swallowing him is symbolic for the leopard getting lost in his work searching for a missing 3-cents that is leaving his balance sheets maddeningly imbalanced. The ostrich is just ignoring the 3-cents, and burying her head in the sand.
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Oh my gosh! I think it actually happened, I have no comeback, LOL!
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That’s just peachy.
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“Haha!”
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The.Peachtree was symbolic, I am guessing that you may have a clue as to what it was symbolic of, nothing to do with numbers. And yes I probably shouldn’t ask but Nancy got me curious, after she told what she thought it was a symbol of.
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I think it’s symbolic of an excuse to write a poem.
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Haha! Not exactly. ..but for the sake of my sanity I will say you are close! 😉
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Lesson: always hang out around the peach tree.
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Well…..if you are a leopard you may not want to hang out there! But, hey at least your lesson had nothing to do with Accounting!
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I look better in feathers than I do in spots, so I see myself as the ostrich
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Shaking my head….but I am glad you don’t identify with the leopard! 🙂
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Can you tell me if my post today shows up in the wordpress reader?
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It did 🙂
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Don’t sit under the Peach Tree
Because it is the Pits
It’ll swallow you alive
And that’s no jive
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Oh gosh! You are so clever! 😄
Even though at the same time I am shaking my head! Always interesting to see what you all get out of my stories! LOL!
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At first, the Ostrich (crying about fake news) reminded me of Trump . . . but he doesn’t really stick his head in the sand . . . because it’s too far up his @$$.
Then I decided that the leopard was a perceived but imaginary danger (like Mexicans crossing the border in droves to bring America’s downfall). I thought maybe the peach tree was the border wall.
Then I decided to take the story at face value ~ a carnivorous peach tree with an appetite like a croc!
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Laughing out loud!
Hmmm….symbolizing the border wall, hadn’t thought of that but the Peach Tree really did symbolize something! 🙂
And yes “fake news” was related to Trump!
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Perhaps with this fanbase you should skip the allegory and stick with unvarnished, unembellished, and unadorned “facts” . . .
But please ~> no fake news!
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🙂
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May be safer!
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