This post is a continuation of Monday’s story, Looking for Adventure!
Tanya looked both ways before crossing the road, and making her way towards the woods. She thought back to another woods, that was far away. The woods that she hid out in for awhile. She remembered the man in the woods who had owned the annoying, talking chicken. The chicken man had appeared to be a kind man, it was really a shame that she had to kill him, but she had to get his gold somehow. She started whistling as she entered the woods.
“Do you hear that? Someone is whistling.” Ethan said to Jade.
“Maybe its someone that can help us.” Jade said.
They both stared straight ahead waiting for the person to come into view. Jade screamed and Ethan stood there in wide eyed disbelief! It was HER!
Tanya couldn’t believe her eyes, she stopped whistling and her pulse began to race.
Ethan drew in a deep breath and then lashed out at Tanya, demanding his money and keys. He was stunned as Tanya said nothing, but her eyes looked wild with fright. Was she actually afraid of him? She grabbed his wad of cash out of her jeans pocket and threw it at him, along with his keys. Then she turned around and ran so fast, it was as if something was chasing her!
Jade and Ethan were in shock, but so happy!
“She looked so scared! Definitely not the tough girl that she had appeared to be when she robbed us.” said Jade.
“I know, that was so strange, but hey, we got my keys, lets go find my truck! ”
They started to walk out of the woods, when they heard a voice behind them.
“Glad you got your money and keys back. I could tell that girl was trouble and I thought I would give her a scare. I guess I succeeded!” and he let out a deep chuckle.
Now it was Jade and Ethan whose eyes were big with fright, when they turned around. They were staring into the face of a huge black bear!
“Oh don’t worry, I am harmless. I won’t hurt you. I didn’t want to roar for I knew then you all would be scared as well. I just stood up on my back legs and made a very menacing face at that lady. My name is Bobo, nice to meet you.”
Jade and Ethan were speechless. A talking bear? Maybe they were dehydrated and starting to get delusional. Before they could get their thoughts together they saw a hippo come walking towards them with 2 turtles on her back. Could this day get any more crazier!
“HI Bobo! You did great! We watched the whole thing. That was hilarious to see her run!” Henrietta said.
“You…you… talk too?” questioned Ethan, shaking his head in confusion.
“Yes, she talks, and so do we! Do you humans really think that you are the only ones capable of speaking?” Myrtle asked.
“Welll…..” Ethan and Jade didn’t know what to say, they just started laughing. What an adventure this trip to Vegas was turning out to be!
“Thank you so much Bobo for your help! We very much appreciate it!”
Jade was looking at Henrietta for awhile and then said, “You are one very unique hippo, your neck is so long!”
“That’s not the only unique thing about me, I can sing too! Do you want to hear me?”
“I gotta go!” and Bobo.
“Wait! Take us with you.” cried Myrtle and Tulag as they climbed up on his back.
Jade and Ethan watched , feeling perplexed. Bobo was running away, as Henrietta opened her mouth and started to sing.
It didn’t take long for Jade and Ethan to figure out why Bobo and the turtles made a quick retreat. They grimaced as Henrietta continued. They didn’t want to be rude and run away from her too, so they stood there listening.
When she finally stopped, they breathed a sigh of relief.
“I never knew a hippo could sing, you are indeed a special hippo!” said Jade and Henrietta beamed with joy.
Jade and Ethan couldn’t help but feel drawn to Henrietta’s cheerful attitude. They all kept talking as she shared her story with them about escaping from the zoo and meeting Myrtle and Tulag.
“Its been great meeting you Henrietta, but we should probably go now. We need to find my truck.” said Ethan
They said their goodbyes and Ethan and Jade couldn’t stop talking about everything as they walked out of the woods.
Henrietta smiled. What a nice couple they seemed to be and she was so glad that Bobo scared away that mean lady. Now she was going to head back towards the river, she was sure to find her friends there and she was ready for a cool swim.
When Jade and Ethan got out to the road they saw an ambulance, a police car and a tractor trailer driver looking very frazzled! As they got closer they heard the tractor trailer driver talking to the police.
“I didn’t see her! It was like she came out of nowhere! I couldn’t slow down in time, she was smack dab in front of me!”
Jade and Ethan looked at each other. “Do you think…?” asked Jade. They looked at the stretcher with the sheet over the body. and didn’t say a word.
They climbed into Ethan’s truck and he turned the key. it started right up. He put his arm around Jade. “Now to find that special chapel!” With love in her eyes, Jade kissed him as they drove down the road and out of sight.
Well I didn’t expect that turn of events but glad for the happy ending.
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One never knows what to expect! 😉
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More of a semi-happy ending.
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😇
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Oooh aren’t you clever!
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Wait a second, Bobo was a brown bear in your last story. Now he’s black. How did that happen?
This tale about talking animals is reminding me of your Odessa book. Could there be a sequel in the works?
And poor Tanya. How could you do such a cruel thing to her? But maybe she’s not really dead. Maybe she’ll come to in the ambulance, push the driver out, and finally make it to Vegas. That’s what I think happens.
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Or maybe Tanya’s ghost will haunt some poor unlucky characters forever…
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Uh, well, maybe. That all depends on the character. It had better leave Snowball alone.
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Hmmm….!! 😛
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LOL!
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Oh gosh! Tanya is just not gong to go away is she!
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That’s where I was going with that.
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Yoi guys and your ghosts!
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BOOOOOOOO! LOL!
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…mmm…!! Well at least I got his name right! You didn’t really remember that he was brown did you, you went back to check! For how can anyone as OLD as you remember that detail. 🙂
A sequel? One never knows and maybe I just got addicted to talking animals.
What?? You are actually feeling sorry for Tanya? You! The one who wanted her eaten by the cheetah in the desert?? 😶🤚
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Yes, I can remember that detail. That’s because I have not drowned my brain in coffee and wine all my life. Unfortunately, there are some who have, and are sadly destined to fall far short of my superb mental acuity.
She wasn’t eaten by a cheetah. She was eaten by Jill. Don’t you remember, you almost old lady?
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Ooooh…..I have not drowned my brain all my life, smart aleck!
Oh gosh! Oh Libby was eaten by the cheetah. So let me get this straight, you can have Tanya get eaten by a cannibal but I have her get hit by a truck and I am cruel???
Than again , you don’t know that it was Tanya for sure who got hit.
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There’s a big difference between being hit by a truck and being eaten by a cannibal. In the first instance, it’s nothing but a big waste. But in the second instance, Tanya is not going to waste. She’s feeding another human being and helping her to stay alive.
But now I’m not sure if Tanya was hit by a truck. You’ve added an element of mystery. So there must be a sequel to resolve this mystery.
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“Thanks” for the clarification about the waste! 😝
Oh gosh, what did I do! “Must be a sequel..” well it would make sense for it to be Tanya, so you don’t have to wonder! 🙂
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Come on, let Tanya live.
We want Tanya! We want Tanya! Or at least, I do.
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LOL! Yeah, thats one lonely cheer!
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No, we don’t.
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What? You don’t like Tanya being the human equivalent of a windshield bug? Works for me…gold-digging, murderous b****.
So, what’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind as it hits the windshield?
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Its asshole. (I’ve heard that one before)
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LMAO! It never gets old.
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It’s an oldie but goodie.
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😶🤚!
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It is funny, tho…
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😄
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Hey. Coffee & wine have benefits.
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The benefit for me is all the money I save not buying them.
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Buy them for us! 😀
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Now there is a grand Idea!!
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😀
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Sorry, but I will not contribute to the delinquency of my fellow bloggers.
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Hey. We are “of legal age.”
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That doesn’t detract from the fact that coffee and wine are still poison.
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I’ll sign the waiver.
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LOL!
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I’d waver, if I were you.
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Nah. I’m sitting down.
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😊
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With all that wine, you’d better.
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🤣
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He’s two-toned. In the sunlight, he’s brown. Out of the sunlight, he’s black. Ever seen cars where the paint looks different colors depending upon sunlight?
Work with me, here…
With Tanya, sounds like a ghost story ahead?
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It seems this story needs a lot of explaining.
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LOL!
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Haha!! Yes, exactly, a two toned bear!
But as far as Tanya goes…….who knows!
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BOOOOOOOOO! Just sayin’…
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😜
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Who ever heard of a talking bear?
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Welll…Jade and Ethan heard of him now! 😛
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But I got justice for the chicken man! Did you notice that kind thing I did? 🙂
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Whatever helps you get to sleep at night.
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Oh gosh! I was sleeping fine….Ooh such “gratitude!”
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So you feel no remorse for the poor lovable chicken man?
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“No comment!”
But I don’t feel any remorse for throwing……an egg, watch your head!.Eggs tend to be sticky when they go SPLAT in a non-violent way! 🙂
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I liked it. Bug on a windshield. There IS justice.
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🙂
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The Jungle Book?
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Yes, how could I forget Baloo!
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GREAT album. Great movie.
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Maybe Henrietta can go sing at the bed and breakfast for the customers.
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Oh what a “lovely” idea, but how exactly would Henrietta get there? She is far away from the town of Borden.
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Ethan has a truck.
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A hippo on the back of a truck? Who ever heard of a hippo riding in a pick up truck? 😉
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He can rent a hippo trailer and pull it
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Of course, why didn’t I think of that! But sadly Ethan and Jade already left. Remember? 🙂
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I think they picked her up on the way back and took her to the village where Betsy lives
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😶🤚!
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LOL!
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Wait a minute … what village does Betsy live in?
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Fluffer Nutter Village
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LOL! Is there a Fluffer Nutter shop in the Fluffer Nutter Village?
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I doubt it.
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Yes, for I don’t see how Mr. Fluff and Mr. Nut could run 2 shops at the same time. 🙂
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They get help from the many kind characters in town.
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Too bad they can’t depend on the Chicken Man anymore! 😂
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Don’t make tear up again.
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“Haha!” You are not!
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When I think about the poor chicken man and how his life was cut short…
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LOL! I mean….yes….so sad! Betsy made me do it!
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A lump starts to grow and tears come to your eyes, that you just can’t control?
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Poor baby…
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How can you all be so callous about the Chicken man?
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Oh gosh! I am not going to give in to guilt but I will tell you something…..I had debated about Anna/Tanya just thinking she had killed him. I did have some compassion, but then….
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How could you kill Chicken man’s chicken AND Portia Pig?
No callousness towards the dearly departed. You were tearing up. Should I have said “There, there, poor Jason… Here. Have a tissue.” ?
I wasn’t present during Chicken man’s demise. I read about it in the JoRo Times back catalog.
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“U-Haul” your own hippo. Sounds like a workable tag line…
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The bears around here are pretty smart. They can get into cars and houses without using keys, and they know how to open kitchen cabinets and refrigerators (though not always from the proper side). Just keeping a bear from stealing your trash takes about 200-pounds of steel, and a latch that most humans can’t figure out. And somehow, they’ve convinced the humans around here to wear bells in the wilderness so we can’t sneak up on them.
At any rate, I’m a little suspicious of Bobo. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a little back-woods plotting of some kind going on here. Tanya ever work at a circus?
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Sounds like you do have very smart bears! 🙂 Have you come face to face with one before?
Suspicious of sweet Bobo? Hmmm….perhaps! But what exact backwoods plotting are you thinking? 🙂
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I think the local bears actually run the town. In fact, I’m starting to wonder if the pandemic is actually a conspiracy by bears to force restaurants to serve people outdoors. The local bears seem particularly interested in the ketchup bottles left at the tables.
Fortunately, our local bears are usually fairly friendly… as long as you don’t get between them and something they’ve determined is edible. That said, I run with a bottle of bear-spray.
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Happy Thanksgiving.<3
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I so like this. x
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So glad that there are crazy people who like my crazy stories. Not that you are crazy! LOL!
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Just desserts as far as I’m concerned. Good riddance, you mean woman.
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Yes! You got it right! Thank you! She has caused me way too much trouble!
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Bad, bad girl. Was she modeled on someone you’ve known?
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