If dead fish return to the great sea … do dead plants return to the great forest? Saying that I sent my plant off to the great forest, sounds better than, “I killed it!”
Where is the magic spray for windows … wash them once … stay clean forever!
Time to use your creativity again, which I know my readers have! My friend had posted this on Facebook, and got some fun answers, what’s your response?
In 6 words or less, ruin a first date!
Nuggets of Gold 
How about, “I tested positive for corona virus…”
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I think you nailed it! 🙂
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‘So that heap’s yours is it?’ my opening line to Hubby about his car on our first meeting.
He didn’t run though!!!
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LOL! 😃
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For men:
* You kind of resemble my mom.
* Qavan, pongwIj ‘oH Jason. (“Hi, my name is Jason” spoken in full guttural Klingon)
* Wow! that waitress is hot!
* Your lipstick is kind of slutty.
For women:
* How much money do you make?
* Try these healing crystals.
* I’ll have three large pizzas.
* I can burp the alphabet!
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LOL!! I do believe those lines would be guaranteed to ruin the date and like with Tippy’s line, your last 2 lines for men may get you slapped!
Haha on the women lines! What?? You wouldn’t be impressed with a lady who can burp the alphabet? 😄
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I’m not saying that I wouldn’t be impressed, but I’m not bringing that home to meet mom.
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A wise decision. 🙂
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If, in fact, dead plants do return to the great forest…I have single handedly planted multiple acres of it! This is not a boast, rather an admission of guilt for having earned the small framed print of a deceased houseplant that was given to me with the words : “Houseplants : Green leafy things in a pot that I cannot keep alive.” Presently, I am in a battle to save one such plant from becoming the next victim and it is not looking good for the plant. I refuse to give up trying until the time comes, as it surely will, when it too becomes a brown-stemmed leafless plant. Only then will I admit defeat and as my Son once pointed out to me whilst viewing two similarly succumbed houseplants sitting on the window shelf : “You can stop watering them now.” Thank-you!
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Hi Ellen! Thanks for letting me know I am not alone in planting acres of forest!
Don’t you just love the honesty of iyr children! My son informed me that the 2 plants that he got for his room are still alive and thriving , as I said goodbye to my one plant. I told him the other flower on our porch was alive and he said, “yeah, for now!”
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“I think I dated your mother.”
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Oh gosh! Yes, that could make things a little awkward! 😄
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🙂
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I’m good friends with Jim Borden…
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LOL! Might send them running for the door or else give you a confused look and say who? 😂
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If they’ve heard the name – running for the door! 🙂
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The magical way to keep your window clean forever is to just break the pane out.
As for ruining a first date, how about, “You look thinner in your picture.”
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Thanks for the window tip but….that may create some problems!
Yes, I do think that line may make that a first and last date,with the possibility of being slapped!
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I’ve lived long enough to know better than use that line, but now that I’m married and don’t date, this knowledge is not much use to me.
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“I think . . .
“I’m gonna be . . .
“SICK!”
{{&$%#^@&}}
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Oh yes, I would be running for the door if I heard that!
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