picture from Jason’s blog at https://jasonfrels.com/2020/06/17/deer/ My thanks to Jason for the use of his photo to inspire a short story.
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Dorinda was getting bored. She had already raided a few gardens, and she was rather full. She thought she would roam around a bit looking for an unsuspecting human, one that could easily be tricked.
Ahh! That guy looked like he might be gullible. She would see if she could get his attention. Sure enough he started to look her way. Dorinda kept eye contact with him and started moving a little closer to his vehicle. He was parked, so she wasn’t afraid of getting hit. Little by little she inched her way towards him, and it worked! He slowly opened the door and got out while watching Dorinda.
Dorinda turned her head a little and then looked back at him again. She took a few steps forward and turned back and looked at him, just stood there waiting. Took a few more steps forward and turned and looked at him again while she waited.
Yes, it was working. She had seen that look in a human’s eyes before. They thought she was wanting them to follow her, which was exactly what she wanted. Humans were so gullible.
Sure enough, she was right, he started following her. Every so often she would look back and laugh to herself at the grin he had on his face. Humans did provide fun and free entertainment.
Dorinda led him into the woods. Sometimes she would run, for the fun of it, and she could hear him huffing and puffing behind her. She would slow down then, for she definitely didn’t want to lose him. Oscar was waiting for them. They had talked about it earlier in the day and he said he would be around all day.
She was almost there, she could see the cave. The closer she got she saw Oscar’s shadow. He made sure to stay hidden until just the right moment though!
Dorinda was right in front of the cave and the human right behind her, not looking off to the side at all when “GRRRRRR!!!!” Oscar the bear came out of his cave standing straight up.
Dorinda and Oscar were still laughing as they watched the human running like the wind! “He sure can run fast when he wants too! I am impressed!” said Dorinda.
She was shaking her head with a smirk still on her face as Myrtle the turtle came over to her. “Warn me next time, when you decide you pull your tricks! One of these days, I am going to get stepped on by those humans that you scare to death! This one just about tripped over me!”
Dorinda assured Myrtle that next time she would try to warn her.
Oh yes, you had to watch out for some humans, but the others sure could be fun to fool, thought Dorinda, and she went off looking for some more food. She had worked up an appetite!
Doe-rinda, heh?
I can’t believe a deer would trick poor, cute humans like that. After we set up all those deer feeders with corn for them too. Ingrates, if you ask me.
How on earth did Myrtle end up over here. She fines more ways to get out of her terrarium even when it was guaranteed to be escape proof. Quite a turtle. Maybe a mutant turtle. Maybe a turtle with some martial arts skills. Maybe an adolescent turtle. Some sort of adolescent, mutant, martial arts mastering turtle. Hard to tell. Maybe there was something in those girl scout cookies that Myrtle ate all up.
And Dorinda better be careful hanging with Oscar if he gets kind of hungry or she could meet with a grizzly fate.
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“Doe-rinda” OOH I see you managed to find some puns didn’t you!
Yes, those poor humans! LOL!
I kept being told that Myrtle was a Special turtle, not just an innocent turtle like I had thought, sooo…. ! “Ha Ha” on the girl scout cookies!
And no SWEET Dorinda won’t meet a “grizzly” fate, Oscar is a nice, innocent bear! 🙂
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You made the Dorinda pun, not me
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Oh Nooo…not me, but you Pun-Master. If I had thought about Doe being in Dorinda ,she would have been named Linda! LOL!
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I have often initially heard that your animal characters are nice and innocent, but then we later find out that they are a bit devious sometimes. 🐻
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Haha!
And that would be due to some real, live people that can be devious! 🙂
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You bear none of the blame, I suppose.
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…mmm…!!
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You promised that Myrtle would not get loose, but you have let her out of that terrarium in every story.
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But………someone kept insisting that she was a special turtle! I couldn’t help it. My thinking gets messed up due to strong powers of suggestion! 🙂
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She is a special turtle 🐢. But that doesn’t mean she has superpowers. She is just specially lovable in a turtlian kind of way.
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LOL!.
Oh gosh! No super powers? What happened to her being a mutant turtle with martial art skills??
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Your characters just tend to get out of control.
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Yes! You can say that again!
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Thanks for using my photo. It is quite difficult getting a deer to smile for you. I was almost out of puns until I hid on the right one. I had to say it in Deer and it doesn’t translate well into English.
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It was fun to use, couldn’t resist that fun expression! I am sure it was quite difficult getting Dorinda to smile! Though she was laughing at you, you know!
And OOOH how lucky I was that you weren’t out of puns, eh!
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What a lovely image to go with your lovely story. Well done to both of you guys!
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Thanks Monika! It is a beautiful shot, gotta love the deer’s expression.
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I loved the story with it. Made me chuckle out loud.
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Laughter is the best medicine and I do believe that animals laugh at is a lot! 🙂
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That was a fun story to read. But poor Jason, being scared by a bear like that. Too bad Oscar didn’t have a camera, to get a picture of Jason.
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Yes, that could have been quite the picture!
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As if bears can operate cameras. Most people can’t.
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He can talk so why can’t he operate a camera? Myrtle probably showed him how!
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Bears have an innate inability to understand aperture settings. I would have been horribly underexposed and out of focus.
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I could bearly believe it myself. I just don’t have the hart for this sort of thing.
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I think my reply went to the wrong place
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oh you got me laughing at the humans provide entertainment and are the entertainment!
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😄😊
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