Halloween is approaching … Put on your thinking cap …. Share a Super Short Scary Story in the comments below….
When your daughter is squeezing a packet of Ramen noodles and is surprised when the bag pops and the noodles go all over the floor. At least at this age they can clean up their own messes. And yes, she LOVES Ramen noodles.
When you have to hit the alarm clock 5x in the morning before hitting the right button …. Yes, I may have been sleeping deeply… It is lucky it didn’t get thrown!
Nuggets of Gold 
Super short scary story eh?
I received a very official looking letter from Revenue Canada. When I opened it …… in the centre of the page ………… in huge letters ……….. it said ………….
BOO!
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😂
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Those ramen noodles are great until your metabolism craters.
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Yes, that is when it gets scary.
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Here’s your super short, scary story:
A 4-foot-tall woman made a batch of cookies for me.
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Oh gosh, doolally! You are on a roll about poisoned food and drink, aren’t you!
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I’m just feeling very wary.
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As you should….🫨🤪
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Here, I poured you a glass of milk: 🥛
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I think I will pass. I don’t like milk.
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Oh? Wait until I tell Betsy.
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SSH!!! Betsy likes me!
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She’s gonna have a cow.
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GROAN, PUNster!
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You know, cows make milk because they lack toes.
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Nooo….PUNderhead!
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Just trying to lighten the moood.
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Oooh, yes, just trying to be “helpful,” right?
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Heh-heh. And I thought it was to build strong calves.
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“Smacking my head this early is not good!” May not bode well with cerrtain people when Lorlita casts her spells tonight m 😉
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Well, based upon the typos in your comment, I doubt “Lorlita” can spell very well.
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“Haha!” Smartass!
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Around here when it comes time for Halloween, we have to usually put on a hoody-the weather usually turns cold and/or wet and I’ll only have a couple of trick-or-treaters if any. But I’m prepared with a 7 lbs. bag of chocolate! LOL
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Scary? Scarier than ghosts and ghouls and goblins . . . and things that go bump in the night? A truly frightening sight?
Three determined Girl Scouts selling Girl Scout cookies who REFUSE to accept “NO” at face value.
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😂 Uh Oh! Sounds like you have some boxes of Girl Scout cookies?? LOL!
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No, thankfully, just a make-believe story . . . this time.
BTW: BFF would have relented and come home with cookies.
I’d be more inclined to say, “What part of NO do you not understand?” 😀
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Haha! 😄
But they are sweet, little girls! 😂
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Sweet kids selling sweet treats.
A diabetic’s nightmare.
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That is true!
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Not that I’m diabetic, but . . . just saying. 😀
OK, I’ll stop picking on scary scouts bearing badges for “most cookie sales.”
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🤣🤣
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I just stayed at a hotel and the alarm went off quite early (thanks to the previous guest), and it took me quite a while to figure out how to turn it off. Gave me an idea for how to prank the next hotel guest…
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Haha! You are baaad! 🙂
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I was just paying it forward…
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LOL!
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One Halloween I made a boy trick or tweeter cry when he knocked at the door. Seriously scared him. The worry is that I hadn’t put my Shrek mask on yet…..
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LOL!!😂😂 That is scary!
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