
Once upon a time in a far off land there lived a golden hair princess. The girl was a beauty and was known to turn the head of every guy in the kingdom.
Taken in by her radiant beauty made guys quick to want to be her shining knight. That is until they learned the one thing that the king couldn’t hide.
When the golden hair princess opened her mouth, one would be forced to cover their ears. Her shrill voice caused glass to shatter! No matter how she tried to lower it nothing would work. They were constantly replacing the glass windows of the castle and glassware was no longer used.
The King loved his daughter, Sarabella,so much and his heart hurt for her as she withdrew more and more inside herself. As the years passed, her golden smile dimmed and her suitors became less and less. Word had spread about the princess with the shrill voice. She began to resign herself to the fate of never being betrothed.
Her mother, the Queen, fretted and ranted. Surely there had to be something that could be done. Sarabella was their only daughter, Their golden haired princess. They wanted her to be happy and carefree, to be able to open her mouth without being afraid.
A day when the clouds were hiding the sun, the King rode off on his white steed. No one knew where he had gone. He hadn’t even breathed a word to his most trusted servant. All wondered at his sudden departure.
Many miles did the royal steed travel and with each mile that drew the King closer to his destination, hope grew. This had to work, the King knew of no other way.
When he saw the crepe myrtles lining the path he knew he had arrived.
Sure enougb, there the old man was, up ahead, talking to the one tree. The King respectfully called out to him and the man turned around.
“Hello! I have been waiting for you.” The man said.
The King felt like he should bow in this man’s presence. He was known as the Crazy man, but no one denied that he had magic powers.
“Goodbye, my children.” The old man started calling out their names, and the King didn’t know who was crazier. The old man, for naming his crepe myrtles or him for believing he could work some magic on Sarabella.
As he called out the last name, he turned towards the King. “Now we can go in.”
The King dismounted and proceeded to follow the old man up the hill, to his home. When they walked up to his front door the King was shocked to see an armadillo on each side of the door. The rumors were true. Some had guard dogs, but the old man had guard armadillos.
Did he have names for them, as well, wondered the King.
His question was answered as the odd man, spoke out loud. “We have company, Armando and Dillion, the King is here. The armadillos didn’t move, the King wondered if they were stuffed, but thought it best if he didn’t question the odd,old man.
They entered the house and sat down at the table. A pot of coffee was on the table, with two mugs. As the old man had said before. He had been expecting the King. That was part of his magical powers, or was it that he always had an extra cup on the table, ready for company?
The kingdom was divided over how many thought he did have magical powers and how many believed him to simply be delusional. After all he did name his trees.
The King hoped that his magical powers were real and wasted no time in explaining the reason for his visit.
“I come to you, in person, pleading to help my daughter, Princess Sarabella. Can you give her a normal voice? One that doesn’t break one’s eardrums and shatter glasses. I will reward you with anything you want if you can fulfill my request?”
The odd,old man didn’t say a word. He sipped his coffee, as the King waited. The King refrained from drinking the coffee. He had heard others tell how bitter the coffee was. Some thought it to be the magic potion, with bitter herbs, that the old man drinks. That maybe that was where his power came from. If that was true the King was ready to pour him another cup. But after he drank his first cup, he spoke. “Your request has been granted.”
The King was shocked! Was it really that simple? He drinks the magic potion and Poof! Wishes granted!
“I thank you with all my heart. Tell me, what reward can I give you? Anything, just say it and it is yours. You have my word.”
Once again the old man was silent. The King waited, and then with his four remaining teeth in his mouth he spoke. “I will follow you back to your castle and then tell you what I desire.”
This made the King slightly uncomfortable. Everyone would know he had come seeking out the old man’s help, but so be it. His daughter was cured and he couldn’t be happier. That was all that mattered.
They left right away. The old man rode the royal steed as the King walked ahead. When passing the crepe myrtles the old man said bye to each one, calling them once more by name.
A smile came to the King’s face. It was rather sweet. Him naming them. They were the prettiest crepe myrtles he had ever seen. Maybe they liked having names and that made them bloom.
The King was so glad to finally see his castle up abead. His legs were growing very tired!
Something was amidst as tbey approached the castle. The King heard the most beautiful singing and his servants seemed to be so excited. Then he spotted them. His wife and daughter walking in the gardens. As he got closer he realized that it was his sweet Sarabella singing!
Tears sprung to his eyes and he ran towards them. They all embraced, talking at once, with great joy!
The old man hung back taking it all in, not saying a word.
Then the King remembered. “I have someone for you to meet. He is the one who cured your voice, my sweet Sarabella.”
Sarabella and her mom looked in astonishment at the old man. They had never believed the rumors about his magic powers, but now there was no denying it.
Impulsively Sarabella threw her arms around him in a warm embrace. “Thank you so much! You changed my life!”
Her mom chimed in, “Yes, how can we ever thank you?”
“I have already told him that he can have anything he wants. All he needs to do is name it.”
The Queen smiled at her husband, “Good, good! You reward him and Sarabella and I will start planning for her special Ball.”
The Queen and daughter couldn’t hide their delight in imagining all the young men that would be sure to come. Sarabella was talking a mile a minute now, as they made their way back into the castle.
Feeling fantastic that all had worked out the king looked at the old man, and asked again. “What do you wish as your reward. Just name it and it will be.”
The old man looked directly into the King’s eyes, “Sarabella’, he said.
Fear shot through the King’s eyes. Surely he had heard wrong. “Sarabella went back to the castle, tell me, what do you wish as your reward?”
His answer made the King’s blood run cold, “Sarabella”.
There was much weeping that night, but what was the King to do. He couldn’t go back on his word. The King’s word was gold.
He was so proud of Sarabella the next day. She was so strong as they prepared for the wedding. This was not how it was supposed to be, it was so solemn, instead of a glorious affair.
“Now you may kiss the bride.”
Princess Sarabella looked into her husband’s eyes and was glad to see kindness there. He was waiting. He may not be the man of her dreams, but he would be kind. She could tell. With courage and a burst of gratitude for what he had done for her, she kissed him.
Everyone gasped at the transformation before them. The old man was young and had all his teeth. In fact he was the most handsome guy that Sarabella had ever seen. She ran her fingers through his thick, wavy, luxurious hair.
There was singing, dancing and feasting long into the night. The King was so happy that he had kept his word. He had passed the test!
Princess Sarabella’s husband was turning out to be quite the gentleman. Easygoing, caring and very much in love with Sarabella. His eyes shined like the stars when he looked at her. He promised to treat her well. It was a perfect match.
Okay, maybe the King had noticed him talking to some of the trees while his daughter was talking to her mom, but … if he wanted to name the King’s trees, so be it. No harm done.
The clock struck midnight and all was well. Princess Sarabella had a sweet voice and was married to a man who may be a tad on the crazy side, but he loved her, and they lived happily ever after! The End
Sarabella turned out to be quite a docile wife, as her husband never had a problem with getting her to lower her voice.
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“Haha!” More importantly she never had to cook a meal for.he just had it magically appear. She was able to enjoy her leisure time quite well. Didn’t have to do chores either. Like I said, she lived happily ever after! π
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He probably had a secret supply of frozen TV dinners. But all this pandering to her laziness backfired. After years of sitting on a couch eating bonbons and watching soap operas, she grew fat and depressed and clingy, and became no fun at all to be around.
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You keep forgetting my last line about living happily ever after. In their leisure time they went on many trips, seeing beautiful sights. Not sitting in front of the Tv!
Just curious, do you have a crepe myrtle in your yard that you named?
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I have three crepe myrtles. One is named Myrtle. Another is named Turtle. And the third is named Burt.
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Haha on Turtle, I question that one π . But I should have known that you would be like the crazy old man, makes total sense.
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And now, what should I do about your shrill voice?
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Pftttt!!! I said you had the crazy part in common with the old man, not the magic powers. Sorry!
Annnnd I don’t have a shrill voice, you never heard it, doolally.
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Au contraire. I have unicorns.
True, I’ve never heard your voice, but I thought you were writing from experience.
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Oooh, so you are saying that I am a royal Princess?? Ok, I can handle that.
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You’re probably a royal something, though I’m not sure about princess. Poor Brad.
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Smartass!! π πΆπ€!
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May your myrtles be fyrtle.
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πΆπ€!
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Not while I’m watching. That’s disgusting.
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Prude, heh?
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Yeah. And if I catch them in the act, they’ll be pruned.
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Oooh I knew I would regret mentioning the crepe myrtles!
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These wise cracks must have creped up on you.
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“”Haha!” And a groan …
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I would add that I enjoyed this short story more than most of your tall tales. It kept me mildly amused throughout. Your other stories do too, but this one was one of your better efforts, in my view.
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Well, thank you. π Glad I kept your interest. Maybe it was the magic of the late hour or maybe practice makes almost perfect. LOL! But whatever it was I appreciate your words and in being a faithful reader.
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It wasn’t a full moon, I know that.
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Maybe it was the Earl Grey Lavender tea that I drank.
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Hmm. And just what exactly does Earl Grey put in his lavender tea? I’d be worried.
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Its sweet, better than the bitter potion that the crazy, old man drank. π
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My wife and I have Covid. Today, after it appeared I was choking to death, she poured a cup of lemon-honey tea for me. I must admit, it tastes good and feels soothing.
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Ugh! Sorry you both got Covid! Hope you don’t get it too badly and get over it quickly. Yes, lemon-honey tea is perfect for you. You have such a good wife. See, tea isn’t poisonous. I will have to remember this comment. You admitting that tea is Good!!!π
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Tea is poison. But sometimes poison can be medicinal, and can even taste good. That’s the subtle danger of tea.
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At least your wife was trying to save you.
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Although I’ve noticed that my jug of antifreeze seems to have gone down in level.
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Uh Oh! And now she could just blame it on Covid. π
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That’s exactly what she told me today, after I’d finished my tea.
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π Don’t worry! Remember your life insurance policy isn’t that much, right?
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I think I’m going to call and cancel it.
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Mqke sure to let her know. Would be a shame for her to kill you for no reason. ππ
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Well actually, there’s always a reason.
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But you know that she wouldn’t, for than who would she have around to laugh at?
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The neighbor guy?
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Oooh! Maybe you should be scared! LOL
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Heh-heh. I’m just kidding. She’s always been a faithful wife. As far as I can tell.
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I don’t doubt it. After all, you all have been together for like 60 years, right. π
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Pfffffft!
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Oops! Did I guess too low?
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Pfffffffffffffffffffft
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πThat may be the longest one I ever got ftom you. Great way to start the day! π€£
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I can do ’em all day long.
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Good! I will see how many more chances I can give you to do it! π
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Pffffft!
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That makes two. π
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True, but who’s counting?
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Not me. LOL!
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Who would name armadillos anyway? Thant’s crazy for sure.
Once the crazy old handsome young man introduced Sarabella to all his trees, she began to sing the sappiest love songs.
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He had to name. How else would he call them to come when he wanted? π
How nice of her to serenade her husband. He probably enjoyed the sweet songs, PUNderhead!
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Her songs ranged from fruity to nutty depending on the tree she had been speaking with.
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Oh help!.But wait, I think you got something confused. It was the crazy, odd man that talked to the trees. Remember? He named them.
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He apparently introduced Sarabella to the trees and now she writes songs with them.
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Welll…whatever makes her happy, for she does live happily ever after. Maybe she even teaches Armando and Dillion how to sing. π
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Hmmm…Did you see Tippy’s reply to me asking if he named his Crepe Myrtles? Looks like there is more than crazy, old, man. I should have known! ππ
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I was sure Sarabella was going to find a deaf prince! Nice fairytale ending.
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Hahaha about the deaf prince π€΄. π I should have thought of that, but then the crazy man would have had only his trees to talk to. π
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Maybe he’d be happiest talking to trees?
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You may have a point there. They would never argue with you. π
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I figured Oldoddman was going to ask for Sarabella and hoped it would lead to a happy rather tragic ending. yay.
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Ahh! You figured it out! You win the prize π Gold stars for youβββ
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You sure are generous with those gold stars.
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π I had a feeling you would say something about me giving out gold stars. Sorry, you didn’t earn them this time. He guessed what the odd man was going to ask for, did you??
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You did give me the idea about the Crepe Myrtles, do you think that deserves a gold star?
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Wait…that’s the end? There has to be a catch.
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Haha! No catch. They lived Happily Ever After, like in all fairy tales. π
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