I thought of saving the quotes for tomorrow since I posted a story this morning but … how can there be a Tuesday without quotes. So enjoy a double post day. 🙂
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Tuesday’s Thoughts
Nuggets of Gold
Helping you to find the gold nuggets amidst the dirt, sand and pebbles of life!
Nuggets of Gold 
Happy cat with full belly!
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But poor birdie 😂
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Yes and poor chipmunks. Our next door cats have “thinned the ranks.”
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Oh, I know chipmunks can cause problems but they are so cute.
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Definitely!
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The coyotes help keep the outdoor cat population down too.
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Heyyy….bad coyotes!
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The poor coyotes have to eat too. Cats are brutal on local wildlife when people let them roam free. It’s only fair that local wildlife strikes back a little.
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Okay, you may have a point.
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I hate to have a point, but sometimes it is unavoidable.
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#4 That’ll be my doctor.
#6 A car thief?!
#7 Especially when someone else folds it.
#10 Till the soil. (ツ)b
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Haha on the car tbief! I was positive that my car had been stolen after wandering around the parking lot. Called my hubby. Nope, car wasn’t stolen. He reminded me that I had driven his car to the store! 😳😳 Super glad that I called him before I called the police! 😂
Yes on Number 7!
😊 on #10
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Ha, ha! Great one. My husband was reluctant to let me drive his car anymore after I took it “deer hunting”. $9,000 in damage. 😬
Lose your car in San Francisco though, and it probably really was stolen.
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Oh dear on the “deer hunting” experience. Glad you were okay! Earlier this year my sister-in-law totaled her car by “deer hunting”
Haha on San Francisco, I believe that!
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Thank you! These are wonderful.
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😊❤
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I love all these quotes, but especially the last one!
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That is my favorite too. Its what love is all about. You have to go to the roots!
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Exactly!!
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I am just all roots anyway. Never were any flowers.
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😶🤚!
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Great bits of wisdom
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😊
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🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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I like #10 best. It’s always a good idea to know what football teams your friends root for, come fall and winter.
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😶🤚!
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I used to date a pastry chef, but it turned out I was only in love with her flours.
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I’ll bet she was Danish.
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Groaning!
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Yes, with nice buns.
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😶🤚!! I came so close to spitting out my coffee, PUNderhead.
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You would have gotten sugar and creamer all over your clothes
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And some PUNderhead would be in trouble. It was literally my first sip. All that sweet creamer would have been wasted. 😛
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Just make sure she keeps them out of the oven.
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I see that this thread is hopeless!
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That’s okay. We love it. Your blog fulfills an important public service for smartasses.
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Shouldn’t I be getting paid a lot of money for such a “valuable” service??
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Of course. Here you go: 💵💵💵
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Haha smartass, I think I deserve more compensation than that for what my poor head endures.. LOL!
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I’ll ask Jason to make a helmet for you.
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Hmmm….wasn’t I supposed to get one a long time ago? Its kind of like the mythical armadillo. 😄
But really its OK, a little worried about what kind of helmet he would come up with.
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I think you’d look fetching in a Viking helmet.
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Pfttttt!
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I think an emerald studded crown 👑 would be more appropriate. 🙂
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Hey, that’s my crown!
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Its mine now, HA! Losers Weepers.
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For you, it’s a necklace, pinhead.
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Oh an emerald necklace to go with my crown? Wow! You are feeling generous today, aren’t you. 😛
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Pffffft!!!
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😂
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A great way to end the thread, right? 😊
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Pfffffft!
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Nice to see that you agree!
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Pffffft!
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Gotta love when the tables turn. 😉
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Pffffft!
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LOL! Maybe it could be a quote for you about how easily tables turn.
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tfffffP!
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LOL!! Means rhe same as Pftttt, but you are tongue tied??
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🤐
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😄
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Yeah, I’d probably have to give her some dough if that happened.
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And you’d be the one who was done.
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Annnd so now he is “done” and can’t reply and your thread of puns has to end. Aww, so ssd, but you said it! 😉
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And just when I was on a roll.
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😶🤚! 😂 smart-ass!
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Oh gosh! You just had to keep it going, doolally.
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It’s the yeast I could do
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😶🤚! Riiight!
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Oooh help! Give me a chance to get my coffee.
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Number six is so me since we sold our yellow car!
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Nice to know I am in good company! 😉
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#1 and #3 for their excellent thoughts and #6 for the humor.
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Hi Pete! I thought you would like number 3. 🙂
So you wander around in the parking lot too? LOL!
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I can’t tell you how many times I think, “This is dumb. I’m going to really concentrate on where I park next time.” Of course, I have the same thought the next time it happens. 🤣
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Yes!
And if it makes you feel better I actually called my husband to say that I was pretty sure my car was stolen! Only to have him remind me that I drove his car that day, which I don’t typically do that would be why my car wasn’t in the Walmart parking lot. 😂😂😳
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Many, many good ones this week! I either am, or relate to, numbers 1, 3, 4, 6, 8 and 10.
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Glad I could have so many that you could relate to. Maybe somedsy we will meet up by both wandering around in the same parking lot. LOL!
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5 and 7!!
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I am far from being the most orderly person but I know it does help with one’s sanity. I don’t see how hoarders manage. It would depress me too much to live that way.
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I have lack of space issues…but I always know where things are
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Understand!
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As always, some terrific thought and smiles. That first one in particular resonated. Alas, I think the trick is to figure out which one of those who need what you have don’t take advantage of one’s self. I’m still apparently learning the difference. 😇
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Oh so true! That can be a hard lesson to learn at times. Especially for those who have good hearts.💕
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Wait, what is right is more important than who is right? That explains quite a bit of the chaos in my life.
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LOL! Glad I could help. 😄
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#5, #8, #9 and #10 for me. Especially #5, that made me chuckle.
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#5 was perfect for this time of year. 😄
#10 was my favorite
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Loved #5!
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Couldn’t resist it. 😄
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