
Could the day get any worse? He should go back in his hole and stay there. One week before his day of stardom and his ex-wife has to ruin everything!
Can’t he have one day of the year where he is special? Where he is in the spotlight? His wife always had been jealous of him. Should be be surprised that she was trying to steal the spotlight now? It was front page news everywhere that she had called him a liar.
Poor Phil wandered aimlessly around. What would he do now? No one would respect him anymore. He felt the animals snickering behind his back.
William the wise owl always complained about the humans not consulting him about the weather. After all he was called a wise owl for a reason, he would say.
Susie the squirrel said that the humans were nuts not to ask a squirrel! She would try to make her tail extra fluffy and put a bow around her neck to get the humans attention, but then she would glare at Phil on Groundhog day.
He felt all alone, noone felt sorry for him. Noone except his friend James. When he saw him up ahead his heart lifted a little. But oh, he looked so sad.

“Hey James the 13th, what is wrong?”
James looked at Phil. “No one wants me around. Its so crowded at home, I feel like I am suffocating when in the burrow.”
Phil could certainly understand that. He never knew how James could handle having so many siblings!
“Maybe I should leave like James did?”
Phil remembered James the 21st, he was a kind friend too, but had gone to work for some Queen. He was living like royalty now.
The thought of James the 13th leaving, made Phil even sadder. He would be lonely without his friend.
“Where would you go?”
James the 13th puckered out his bottom lip, “I don’t know. I am too scared to go anywhere alone.”
“Hey Phil! You may want to hide. Humans don’t like liars. You may find yourself being made into groundhog stew.” The monkeys swung from the trees laughing at him.
Phil trembled, stew? Do humans really eat groundhog stew? He and James looked at each other and at that moment they made a decision. They didn’t know where they were going, but it had to be somewhere far away and they would go together.
The day dawned bright and sunny and Phil couldn’t be happier. “James this idea was perfect! Susie the squirrel would be so jealous of the lei around my neck.”
James laughed, “She sure would. Nothing but sunshine here! Your ex would be jealous as well. Hawaii is the true land of sunshine. “
Punxsutawney Phil closed his eyes. Life was good! He was fine with not being the star anymore. Let the humans forecast their own weather. He was more than happy to let the Palm Tree do his job.

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this!!!! As soon as I saw the picture of Phil’s ex, I knew this was gonna make me smile! That picture is worth a thousand words! But, I have to ask … how did Phil & James GET to Hawaii??? There is, after all, a bunch o’ water betwixt Pennsylvania and Hawaii, and I’m not sure they could burrow under it. Great story, my friend!
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🥰 You make me smile! Thanks! So glad you loved it. Annnnd you honestly don’t know how they made it to Hawaii?
James the 13th just rang a certain enchanted cowbell. 😉
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Hah!!! I might have known! She told me she was just going to the park behind our house to graze for a bit.
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Ahh! One never knows what Betsy is up to! I am sure she may have grazed grass on the way. 🙂
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No doubt! She’s resting up from her adventure now. When I asked her about it, she just burped and went to sleep!
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Phyllis should sell her story to the National Enquirer. Then she can use the money for a makeover.
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LOL! 😂
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I didn’t know there were monkeys in Pennsylvania. Except around Chambersburg.
But Phil and James enjoyed Hawaii for some time, until one day while Phil was resting beneath a palm tree. Barely had he closed his eyes to take a nap when, conk! A coconut fell on his head. After his headache wore off, he decided Hawaii was not the paradise he thought it would be, and he headed back to PA.
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I am not aware of any monkeys in Pennsylvania, smartie! This isn’t a true story, sorry to break it to you.
He left Hawaii just because of getting hit by a coconut? I guess he should have ducked, like you do at times. Though it doesn’t work all thr time for you, things still THUNK you in the head. 😉
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You mean your stories are as fictional as your excuses for why you wrecked the car?
I just need a little warning, so I can duck in time.
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Oooh you are funny! I don’t wreck my car, silly! A scratch isn’t a wreck. 😛
Oh, yes, will try to remember about the warnings.
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A scratch on your beautiful, gold caravan is utterly devastating to its value. You’ll find out when you go to sell it.
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There is such a thing as touch up paint annnd who said I was selling? My gold caravan will travel many miles with me, as long as things stay out of its way!
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😄 Please warn me anytime you come within 500 miles of driving in my neighborhood.
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😛
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Maybe they were near or in the zoo when the monkeys taunted Phil.
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Very possible! We have many zoo’s here!
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Make sure you look at Jason’s idea for where Phil and James go on their way back to Pennsylvania. 😉
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What an adorable story, using our groundhog and my favorite of James the 21st’s siblings! This made me smile with warm fuzzies!
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Always glad to bring a smile!! And warm fuzzies on this COLD day.
I thought Phil deserved a story of his own , even if I am not happy with him seeing his shadow.
And couldn’t resist the adorable James the 13th.
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Phil should have stayed and stood his ground, hogging all the spotlight.
Perhaps on their way back from Hawaii, Phil and James stop off in California and meet up with a grumpy retired postman with a shiny new van and adventures ensue.
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“Hogging all the spotlight”… Groan! Its early, didn’t catch that pun right away.
😂 Now that idea may be very helpful. Grumpy, retired postman meets Phil and James. I like it!
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As long as I get a share of the potential movie rights.
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No problem, you have my word. 🙂
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Grumpy, retired postman owns a shotgun, and has experience living off the land. He’s looking forward to adventures with a groundhog and rabbit.
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Sounds like he’ll be hunting a skwewy wabbit that Bugs him too much.
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Don’t encourage him to hunt James, you PUNderhead! You are the one who encouraged them to go to California. Did you set poor James up? Obviously you don’t care about his poor grandma
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His grandma has about 400 other grandchildren, so she’ll be OK.
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😶🤚!
You have just totally flipped in the other direction about dear, sweet grandmother’s haven’t you. Just when I thought I knew what to expect from you and you change!
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Well, you’re the one writing this story, so I will leave it up to you to decide what happens to this rabbit and ground hog. I just don’t know if a grandmother with 400 grandchildren can actually know many of them.
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I may be the one writing it, but it seems like there is my version and then the extended version with help from my creative “editors”
Okay she may not remember each grandchild, but she still loves them all, even if she can’t keep track of how many she has.
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Yikes! Gramma apparently gets around, doesn’t she? Makes you wonder if Grandpa is the same for all those kiddos.
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😂Oh gosh! 😶🤚!
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I was basing this on the estimate of the grandma having 20 children and each child then having 20 children.
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Math was never my strong suit. I just think Grandma and Grandpa ‘get around’ a lot.
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Yes, math is not my strong suit either. In fact its a very weak one! 😆
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That cwazy wabbit will be wunning for it’s life from my fwying pan.
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But James is a lot faster than some old, grumpy, retired guy. 😄
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I can’t deny that. I’m a gimpy old, grumpy retired guy.
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So I believe James and Phil will be safe from becoming stew!
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No, they’re young. I’m a wise old hunter who knows all the tricks.
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Maybe the wabbit could team up with some weird duck. That would make for a daffy story.
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😶🤚! Ooh you didn’t say that!
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I really like that idea. I get dizzy knees, just thinking about it.
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Oh help! I fear how this story may end up! LOL!
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Yeah, I fear we’re going to mickey mouse it all up.
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😶🤚!!
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That must get you whistling a looney tune.
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It does. But I only know a few bars, and then, that’s all folks.
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😂 😶🤚!!
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Oh gosh! I could name some looney people right now! 🤪
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I personally think that you, a silly wabbit should team up with a weird duck, Tippy and write the next part. 😉 All I ask is that Phil and James the 13th don’t get shot. Up to the challenge?
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Heyyyy…! How can a story continue if they get shot, doolally?
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I envision a final chapter involving a great feast.
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Nooooo!
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Can’t help but ask if the Hawaiian Tourist Board knows Florida is promoting itself as paradise. Everyone knows that moniker refers to Hawaii, not “Alligator Alley.”
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😂
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Phil’s wife…😂
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😉
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And then the humidity started to drive Phil crazy and he scratched and itched 24/7. It was worse than having fleas. He left so called paradise Florida after his agent begged him to move back to PA to as a well-attended chubby rodent living the good life. All those snacks made him care less about the pseudo-meteorologist status. People came from miles around to see him and that attention comforted him from after so rudely being awoken from his winter hibernation sleep. Humans were soooo gullible. Didn’t they know spring will arrive in 6 weeks anyway? As for Phyllis, she was a well known malcontented harpy and Phil considered himself lucky she moved to Florida. Her and her fleas made for good companions.
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Your creative juices are flowing this morning aren’t they! 😂😂
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{snicker} I’m easily amused about the whole Groundhog Day silliness. 🤪
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LOL ! Yes, of all the things that Pennsylvania could be known for. 🤣
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The Punxsutawney Chamber of Commerce seem not to mind too much.
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Nope, not at all! They dress up for Groundhog day too as a crowd stands around its hole. 😅
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Usually freezing or trying to keep dry. I guess this year was very, very muddy. They were lucky the day came before the Arctic blast headed to the East Coast today and tomorrow. 🥶
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Yes they were! Its sooo windy and cold already! BRRR!!!
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Try to stay warm. Failing that…stay inside.
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I need to go out this afternoon but I will be bundled up and have my hot drinks ready when I get home or may stop for one when out. Like a raspberry latte. 😋
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Oh my. Sounds like that would make the trip worthwhile. Stay safe.
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It is yummy and I will. 🙂 You stay warm and safe too!
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Don’t mean to brag boast but it’s 51F right now. The dogs and I are going out for a sniff fest (them, not me) 😂
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I am pretending I didn’t get hear that about the temp! But you all do deserve some warm temps.
And 😂😂 about the sniff fest! Enjoy!
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Doggone right we do. I’m so over winter (although I really don’t mind the snow as much as the bitter cold and wind that brought it).
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Yes, I agree. Snow is better than bitter cold!
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Wind always puts a damper on everything.
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Definitely! Makes it feel so much colder!
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He and James the 13th were in Hawaii, not Florida, goofball.
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Which is why the Hawaii tourist board is all riled up. They’d NEVER use an image with a @StaySaltyFlorida watermark to describe paradise. 😉
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LOL!! I hadn’t noticed that! ☺😳 I see my “editors” are at work!
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There’s a whole world of difference when referring to paradise. My son lived in Hawaii and he’d flip out if he saw anything with Florida perpetuating the myth that it is a paradise. 😈
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My apologies to Hawaii! 🤣
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🏖️Apology accepted 🏝️ My son will approve. LOL
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Glad to hear it! 😊
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I didn’t see that watermark either. My bad.
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😇
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Wonderful ❤️
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Thanks Gary! 🙂
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This was so cleverly written, Joy!! I enjoy your imagination!
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🥰 Thanks Kristian! 🥰
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