Happy Tuesday! Hopefully its been a Happy one. If not I am sorry. Feel free to make a face and grumble. I hope that when you read the following quotes, they brighten your day. Along with the quotes, here is a question for you to ponder. “How do dragons blow out candles?”
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Nuggets of Gold 
Loved the GSD, Doberman and Cat story! 🙂
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I thought you would. 😉
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“How do dragons blow out candles?” – They turn around and toot on them!
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Oh gosh! I should have known not to ask! LOL!
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Haha, I was going to say by flapping their wings, but that’s too logical and not nearly as funny. My favorite is #3 — there’s always something to enjoy, even if you’ve been chased up a tree!
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Yes, he was creative, wasn’t he. LOL!
Exactly! I would just hope that the lion eventually goes away so that I can come back down!
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Loving all of these Joy! Very cool! 🙂
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🥰 So glad!
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#5 and #6 definitely.
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😂 A dose of laughter is good every day!
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We need more.
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Never can have too much!
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I like the two Confucius quotes. It’s refreshing to know they had electricity in China back in 500 BC. And his second quote reminds me of when I became a letter carrier. Management kept harassing me, when all I wanted was to be left alone and do my job. But in fear for my job I became a union steward. I kicked management’s ass and ended up on top. The view from up there was great.
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“Electricity in 500 BC..” 😶🤚!
LOL about your view from the top, you showed them. 🙂
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5. There’s a saloon over in Virginia City that’ll take that donation… the “Bucket of Blood”.
“Einstein said that.”
-Confucius
😉
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Haha!! And they won’t ask any questions.
😂😂
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Number 5 😂
Number 9 💗
Thanks for these!
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I cracked up at Number 5, glad others share my crazy humor. You are so welcome! 😊
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Hilarious! 👍🏻
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😉
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I’m just going to make a face and grumble. But I am glad to be home safely and my daughter came out to meet me in the garage when she heard the door go up.
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Oh gosh! Not a pleasant drive home? And Yay on your daughter coming out to meet you, that should make you smile.
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I love the last one.
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Such an important reminder! 😊
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Indeed my friend
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Lovely colle tonight today Carolyn. You always help put a smile on my face
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Its my pleasure, sweet friend. 🙂
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I meant to say collection but typos got me again!
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No problem! I am the Queen of typos. LOL!
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As an old poker player from back in the day, I Iike #4 as a philosophy in most areas of life..
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Good to hear from you Pete! 🙂
Yes, Number 4 is a great philosophy to have.
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As an ongoing blood donor… ’nuff said. Loved the one about the 2 dogs and the cat and suspect that cat owners will agree with that! Many lovely thoughts!
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I couldn’t pass up the dog and cat one. 😚
So glad you enjoyed them! Have a great day!
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Oh my heavens…#9 just left me dumbfounded. Talk about poignant.
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Yes, very poignant! Just grabs you doesn’t it!
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👍🏻 Totally!
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😊
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BFF and I both laughed out loud at #5 and #6. We also enjoyed #8 and #10. And I’ll share #4 with certain players the next time I play Bridge. 😀
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So glad I could add some laughter to your day and that your BFF enjoyed them too!
Number 4 would be perfect to share with your Bridge group. 😊
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2 just speaks to me
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I am glad! I debated about that one at first but not for long.
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I do love the swedish proverb
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😊 Glad you liked it, thanks for reading!
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Amen to #10! As to dragons blowing out birthday candles… I would wager that they breath on them through their nostrils since fire comes out of their mouth.
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The Confucius quote about the lights can be confusing since electricity didn’t exist then. The full quote is “Hope breeds peace. Only joy dispels a hundred cares. Anyone can find the switch after the lights are on.”
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Thanks for the whole quote
That does make it better. 🙂
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