
Moving to tbe Kingdom of Golden Blossoms was the best decision that Rayanna had ever made. It was beautiful here and life was as carefree as a little child running through a sprinkler.
Today she was sunbathing amidst the golden blossoms until it was tea time with the Queen of Diamonds.
The Queen of Diamonds shined with a brilliance like no other on the outside, sparkling with diamonds. Her heart shined bright too. She was the one who made the Kingdom of Golden Blossoms so perfect.
After a little while Rayanna got up and walked back to her cottage to get ready for tea with the Queen.
Jack was standing at the castle door when Rayanna arrived. She was happy to see him and by the look on his face the feeling was mutual. Would he soon ask her out on a date? Oh how she hoped.
“Good afternoon Lady Rayanna,” She loved when he called her Lady. Made her feel special.
“You are looking lovely today.”
“Thank you Jack.” She gave a shy smile. Was working up the courage to say something more to him when chaos broke out. Ace, who often thought too highly of himself was trying to club some troublemakers.
The thing is they weren’t real troublemakers.
Jack looked at Rayanna as he opened the door to let her in. “Excuse me please, my lady, I have to go.”
Rayanna nodded and watched him go, hearing him shout before the door shut. “Ace leave them alone, you know they are only jokers!”
Rayanna shook her head. Poor Jack, he often had his hands full with Ace of Hearts. He was the troublesome nephew of the Queen. His mom had been the Queen of Hearts, the Queen’s sister.
Eversince he had come to the Kingdom he was turning it upside down.
When Rayanna entered the Queen’s tea room, she was shocked to see the Queen looking weary and frazzled.
“What is wrong?” Rayanna touched her shoulder gently.
“My nephew is out of control. He goes around yelling, “Off with your head.” and cutting off all our blooming golden blossoms. He is so much like his mom. I had hoped that he would learn from his mom’s mistakes but…”
She buried her face in her hands. Everyone knew the story of the Queen’s sister, the Queen of Hearts. She terrorized a young girl named Alice and was an angry, mean Queen. So unlike her sister.
Her mean streak eventually got the best of her and her knights turned against her. She had said, “Off with your head”, one too many times, and they saw to it that she was the one who lost her head.
Her nephew was sent to live with his Aunt, the Queen of Diamonds and it wasn’t going well. The Queen also got her sister’s Cheshire cat, who seemed eerie at times with its glowing eyes.
Lifting her head she wiped her eyes, “He runs through the palace creating havoc. My servants are threatening to quit. Soon the only servants I will have left are my sister’s two servants, Tweedledee and Tweedledum.”
The mention of those two brought a smile, they were so likeable and their names alone made one smile.
Rayanna got up to fix the tea and pour a cup for the Queen. She needed something to calm her.
In silence they sat sipping their tea and thinking how to solve the problem of Ace.
“I got it!” Rayanna shouted. “I know exactly what we can do. I have heard about a certain white rabbit that is helpful in situations with those who think too highly of themselves.”
The Queen’s face brightened, “Do you think he really can help?”
“I do. I heard of a success story recently with some guy named Neil. Let me explain exactly what the white rabbit does. He takes those who need help to a castle where they work as a servant for a strict Queen. They learn how to behave pretty quickly. She is strict but no fear, she isn’t a terror. No danger of him losing his head.”
The Queen of Diamonds was quiet thinking about what Rayanna told her. She did love her nephew, could she really do this to him? But she didn’t want him to become like his mom.
CRASH!! They both looked at each other and ran into the hallway, what had happened?
Ace was runnimg down the hallway with a sword, yelling, “Off with your head’, knocking the heads off of statues.. One of the knight’s was running after him yelling for him to give back the sword.
Turning to Rayanna with firm resolve in her eyes sbe said, “Yes, contact the white rabbit and make arrangements as soon as possible.”
Three days later late at night the white rabbit showed up.

Jack let him and Rayanna in, but he looked strangely at the rabbit. Rayanna would have to explain later. They walked back to the Queen’s tea room and the white rabbit made himself comfortable on the table.
“Queen of Diamonds meet James the 21st.”
James bowed down, “At your service ma’am.”
They didn’t take long, the Queen wanted to get it over with. Ace of Hearts was carried out of bed by TweedleDee and TweedleDum. He had been given a strong sleeping pill, for the journey to the castle.
The Queen gave him a light kiss on the cheek, she hoped she was doing the right thing. He looked so young and angelic when sleeping.
“He will be okay, right?”
James nodded his head. “The Queen will keep him safe, as long as he doesn’t try to wander away from the castle.”
Alarm sparked in the Queen’s eyes, “What will happen if he does?”
Rsyanna shot James a warning look, hoping he would get the message. She hadn’t told the Queen about the dragons
“Look at the time,” James looked at his watch. “I must go, I am going to be late for an important date.” Soon they disappeared from the Queen’s sight.
“An important date?? This late?” The Queen gave Rayanna a puzzled look.
Rayanna shrugged, “I guess rabbits have to keep late hours. Think of how long it must take to get all of their children to sleep.”
“Oh, yes … I guess.” She still had a rather confused look in her eyes but she was sleepy, and said, “Goodnight Rayanna and thank you! I hope your plan works.”
Rayanna breathed a sigh of relief, it was over. The troublemaker was taken care of. Things could go back to being pleasant and peaceful in the Kingdom of the Golden Blossoms.
I enjoy your imagination! This was quite the story, and that is one ridiculously cute white rabbit! Nice take on the classic tale! I like the Queen of Diamonds!
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Thank you so much! I don’t know where my imagination comes from but it is fun to use. I think I must have read too much as a child. LOL! 😂
I know, he is tooo cute!
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I think that Ace had better hide under someone’s sleeve. Soon he will be whipped and hung by his feet in the dungeon. But if he can join forces with three other Aces, he can beat a full house of other castle occupants.
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Ooh aren’t you “Funnny!” I knew you PUNsters would like this one. In fact halfway through my story I was like, “What am I doing?” You all are wearing off on me! I have to be stronger to not get sucked in to the PUN world! 😛
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Resistance is futile. Nothing is stronger than the power of the pun. I find your lack of faith in the pun disturbing.
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Oooh. So sorry that you find my “lack of faith” in puns disturbing . .. whatever shall I do!
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Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as Punmaster and Pun side-kick.
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Hmmm….I thought you and Jason already ruled the Pun Galaxy?
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When I left Jason, I was but the Pun Learner. Now I am the Pun Master.
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Oh help! Soo now you both are Pun Masters? Or is it Grand Master and Master? LOL! Did he give you gold stars for moving up and learning so well?
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No, he sent me on a mission to end the Pun Rebellion, by those with the Force. If you only knew the power of the Pun Side. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Pun Galaxy.
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😶🤚!! I need some caffeine!
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Coffee is poison. Perhaps you’re not as strong as the Pun Emperor thought. If you only knew the power of the Pun Side. Obi-Pun Kenobi never told you what happened to your father.
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Obi-Pun-Kenobi???
I really shouldn’t ask but … what happened to my father?
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He became Pun Vader, and now lives inside a tin can.
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And now I am going to drink my TEA before I “smack my head” again, doolally! Sorry, I will hold strong to not being sucked into the PUN vaccum.
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I can see these quotes from Darth Vader aren’t going to convince you to join the Pun Side. Perhaps I need to tune up my Pun Saber.
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You are right, you aren’t convincing. 😄 No tuning will be necessary, perhaps you need a nap instead. LOL!
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Did somebody say nap? Now that sounds like a good id . . .e . .zzzzzzzzzz.
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😊 and let all the puns evaporate out of your brain!
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No, I dream in puns.
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Why am I not surprised!
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And they’re colorful puns.
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😶🤚!
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One question…where are all the “kings” in this story? Shouldn’t they be part of the solution? Just wondering out loud.
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Wellll…..maybe they will be in another story. ☺
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Good point. I think she’s a female chauvinist.
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A sugar loving female chauvinist at that!
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She has to consume sugar so that she can tell everyone how sweet she is.
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Heyyy…you sre supppsed to be on my side. 😛
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😇 I am.
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Riiiight! LOL!
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“Haha!” Dummkopf
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I’m betting that my mother would have loved having this kind of white rabbit in her life while raising three children! I mean, I was not a perfect child, but compared to my two brothers, I at least HAD a halo, even if it was a bit tarnished!
I love how you’ve taken a classic story and twisted it into a brand new and fun fairy tale!
And I have to admit that gathering 3 other Aces would with him, the Ace of Hearts would be indestructible! (Good one, Tippy!)
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Hahaha on the tarnished halo, mine may be just a little crooked, but yes I agree. James and his siblings would be a great Mother’s helper! Of course it may also make children scared to death of rabbits. 😂
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Thanks, but I wouldn’t say the Ace of Hearts would be indestructible. Only one thing can send an alliance of four Aces down the drain, and that’s a straight flush of the toilet.
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😶🤚!
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