I won’t keep you waiting too long for the next part in the Mrs Harrington stories, but had to take a break tonight when I saw this photo from a dear reader! Thanks Monika for the laugh and for stirring my imagination.
She was steaming mad! Wanted to scream, but she couldn’t. If she did she would get a mouthful of leaves!
Plainly the idiot salesman did not know what he was talking about when he had told her it was a self propelled broom. That it would steer itself. He said she could close her eyes and go to sleep.
Cofficina did exactly that and she awoke to find herself stuck upside down in a pile of leaves! That salesman was going to be so sorry. All she needed to do was remember his name. He would rue the day when he tried to pull a fast one over on her.
After some effort, she managed to get out of the pile of leaves, brush herself off and fly home. She kept her eyes open and steered it herself this time.
Once home Cofficina made herself some tea made from snails and armadillo tails. Why could nothing ever go right for her. Granted she was better off than her poor sister from the West. Being stuck in a leaf pile was a whole lot better than having a house fall on you.
She also knew to stay away from water, like her other unlucky sister but she was tired of living in their shadow! No one knew about her!
Her sisters had a movie made about them … they were famous! Everyone knew who they were. Young and old people alike. But ask people about Cofficina, the witch of the North, and you only get blank stares. She had enough. It was time for people to know who she was!
Cofficina got busy over the next week. She spent all of her time researching and reading, thinking and plotting. Many nights she burned the snake oil until at last she had concocted a recipe.
She took the first sip after mixing it together in her big pot. Ahh! It was perfect. She poured herself a cup and drank it. This was much tastier than snails and armadillo tails. After three cups she smiled with pride.
Over the next few days she worked day and night mixing up the magic potion and making several jars of it.
Then early one morning she took a jar full of her magic drink to a friend’s shop where her friend offered to sell it for her.
Within the week her friend was calling her asking for more! Cofficina was kept busy. Her drinks were becoming famous and Cofficina couldn’t be happier.
It felt wonderful making something that people liked. Cofficina wasn’t like her sister’s, she enjoyed making people happy. They were thanking her and wanting her autograph. She would visit the shop at times meeting them.
Over time word of her magic drink spread and demand for her drink increased. Shops kept springing up everywhere. Cofficina became a household name.
When Cofficina grew old she was content in knowing that she had created a legacy. Her name would be on peoples lips forever. Every time that they ordered Cofficina’s drink, better known as Coffee.
Oh, and even though she was a good, friendly witch, she did get back at the idiot salesman for the broom he sold her long ago. But, thats another story.
Lucky for us that there is always another story!
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😄 that is true!
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Self-propelled brooms remind me of self-driving cars. I wonder how long it will take before that becomes the new reality.
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I think it will be sooner than we think and how many times will they be defective, like the self propelled broom??
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Would you like the extended air warranty with your broom, ma’am?
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LOL! No thanks! 😅
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And here I was so certain that the Cofficina’s concoction was going to be something made with grapes … 🍷🍷 Ah well, it definitely beats snails and armadillo tails! BLECH. 🤢 Cofficina may have a good heart, but she ain’t no Glenda or Samantha!
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Oh grape juice? 😄
I do believe just about anything would be better than snails and armadillo tails.
Poor Cofficina, how can she compete with Glenda and Samantha. LOL!
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Uh … er … yeah, fermented grape juice! 😉
True, that’s some pretty stiff competition, but perhaps she can at least learn to twitch her nose!
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Love it.
What would we do without our coffee?
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Thanks and very true!
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This is such malarkey. I have no doubt that a witch invented coffee, since it’s poison, and it’s often referred to as “brew.” But Cofficina is a wicked witch. Today, billions of people are addicts, because of Cofficina. They’re addicted to coffee. They can’t function without their cup of brew every morning. And so they made Cofficina very rich, spending down to their last penny for the addictive bean. It’s so sad. I think Cofficina should be burned at the stake.
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Oooh you should be careful what you say!
There was once was a guy who went by the name Alex and he tricked a lot of people out of their money. One day Cofficina was shopping in his store when she saw the broom and asked about it. He was the one who sold her the “self propelled” broom. Cofficina made sure he wouldn’t trick any more people out of their money. She shrank him to be really little and the poor man lost his job and didn’t know what to do!
Santa took pity on him and moved the guy who loved the desert sunshine to the freezing North Pole. He shook with cold so much and would often try to wrap himself into a ball to stay warm. Once when curled into a ball he missed his step and rolled down the snowy hill. That would be how Snowball got his name. 😉
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I think Alex was trying to save the world from this wicked witch when he sold her the defective broom. Now he’s being rewarded by Santa with Christmas presents year-round. I’ll also note that Santa drinks hot chocolate and won’t come near coffee. That’s because Alex has warned him about Cofficina and her wicked brew.
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Pfttttt!! Smartie!
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Morning coffee in our society is an act that is steeped in tradition. It grounds our day with its soothing aroma and eye-opening caffeine. I know you like to roast people’s addiction to coffee, but it’s not nearly as bad as pot.
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😂 May be full of puns but it is truth!
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I see this controversy is getting heated. When you need coffee to perk up or get through the daily grind, then you’ve bean duped by the Juan Valdez cartel. It’s a gateway drug that leads to stronger substances, such as frappes, lattes, and cappuccinos. Before you know it you end up on skid row, begging passing strangers for enough spare change to buy an espresso.
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I need water to get through the day too. I guess that makes me an aquaholic. I prefer to take my water heated and passed through ground coffee beans.
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Exactly, not an addiction, just a way to make the water more pleasurable! Of course I prefer to make it even more pleasurable by adding “the stronger substances” makes life sweeter.
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Pure, unadulterated water is clearly nonaddictive. Otherwise people wouldn’t try to avoid it so much, by consuming substances such as coffee, tea, soda pop, and beer. All of which are poisonous forms of water that corrupt the brain and corrode the liver.
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Okay Dr Gnu, I guess I will continue living dangerously with my lattes and cappacinos. At least until my dental appt which I aim to pass with flying colors. 🙂
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Just don’t pass out with flying coffee streaming out of your mouth.
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I will do my best not too.
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As with other drugs, if you don’t get water regularly, your body goes into a withdrawal period in which you experience increasing thirst that eventually leads to physical symptoms driving an uncontrollable urge to quinch this desire by ingesting more water.
When there is a shortage of water, people have been known to fight and even kill over it. Sounds like drugs.
Many companies have found ways to market water with superfluous additions for taste or electrolytes or whatever to play off of people’s aquaholism.
People can even OD and die from consuming too much water.
In addition to a physical dependency, people develop an emotional dependency to the point of even immersing themselves in the stuff regularly.
Sounds a lot like a drug. Though rehab would most definitely kill you.
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Oh gosh! My head! What has Cofficina started. I don’t think my characters are going to drink anything anymore. Well, maybe kool-aid would be safe. But yes, rehab would definitely kill you. 😄
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Egads, this sounds like a more addictive drug than any other. I guess my characterization of water has been all askew. But it seems to me that if water is that addictive, then it would be the perfect drug to give people, to ease their addiction to other substances, such as coffee and alcohol.
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Sorry, I didn’t mean to dampen your spirits. I should probably learn to just leave well enough alone.
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No problem. We’ve gotten so deep into this discussion, I’ve absorbed a lot of knowledge about water.
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Annnd my head has absorbed “smacks” thanks to certain stooges.
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You’re welcome.
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😶🤚!
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Oh help!
But these so called stronger substances is not an.addiction, just a desire to add sweetness to life! 🙂
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Of course. And the same can be said for such substances as cocaine, heroin, and fentanyl. They lure you along with a sense of sweetness, until you step off a steep cliff.
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😶🤚!!
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Then there was the Wicked Witch of the SouthWest that started selling rides on her broom which eventually led to a large airline.
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LOL! 😶🤚! Well what a kind witch she must have been. She gives people rides. Thats not wicked. 😛
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Sells people rides
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… But… she lets them take their luggage along with them for FREE!
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$35 for each checked bag and you can use the bathroom unless you pay on the app.
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Oh gosh! Nooo….the GOOD Southwest witch is different from other airlines by not charging unless you have more than 2 bags to check in. That was the nice twist she did. 🙂
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Heh, heh, heh. No doubt her salted caramel macchiato was her best selling flavor. Can’t wait to hear what happened to the broom salesman. 🧹🍁 🧹
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You are absolutely right! 😂 Glad you liked it.
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The best part of waking up . . . is Cofficina in your cup!
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😉 Yup!
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