LOL! Oh yes, unicorns, that mythical animal that I haven’t ever seen …. Hmmm…kind of like that other animal that you and your daughter talk about. Its name starts with an A, right? 😂
There is a famous battle near us where one dude asked the other side to relinquish its position to make it a fairer fight. Staggeringly they did and then lost….
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Haha! Loved these.
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😊 glad you did!
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My favorite is #6. Margaret Mitchell really took her husband’s advice to heart. 😁
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She did! Wrote a classic!
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Now even scavengers can bring home the bacon.
Mithridates should have drank coffee.
The Norwegian captain learned from that experience to always carry cash.
The Indian couple made a mint, selling exotic elephant steaks and tiger jerky.
#5 sounds like one of those old Polish jokes.
After Margaret told her husband she was following his suggestion, he replied, “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
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“Haha!” Coffee isn’t poison, I am drinking some now. 🙂
I don’t think cash would have helped the Norwegian captain, you doolally!
Nooo on the elephant steak and tiger jerky!
😶🤚! LOL!
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Coffee is a slow poison. So I hope that at least you’re drinking it slowly.
The Norwegian captain should have offered coffee to the British captain.
Elephant steak and tiger jerky is much better for you than coffee.
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Oooh help!
The British Captain probably would have appreciated the coffee, as long as it wasn’t black. That is more poisnous!
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I don’t think so. Cream is for sissies.
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Heyyy! Pfffttt!
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Well, a horse is a horse of course, of course
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I figured I would hear that line from you or Tippy! I see I was right. Some things I can see coming. 🙂
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Well, it least you heard it straight from the horse’s mouth. If Tippy would have said it, unicorns would have probably been involved.
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LOL! Oh yes, unicorns, that mythical animal that I haven’t ever seen …. Hmmm…kind of like that other animal that you and your daughter talk about. Its name starts with an A, right? 😂
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You better be careful, you might go out one morning and find yourself surrounded by the things.
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Then I would have to eat my words about them being mythical. Seeing a lot at one time may be a little frightening. LOL!
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I’m sure that once he borrowed the cannon balls he was planning to return them.
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Haha! But the way he was planning to return them may have caused a slight problem for the Captain.
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I laughed out loud about the Norweigian captain. “Can I borrow some ammunition? I promise to pay you back—at least if you’re not dead.”
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Thanks for the Monday morning jumpstart, Joy.
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You are very welcome! 😊How is temperature today?
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It is gorgeous! Breezy and sunny and 78 degrees.
Perfect for a walk on the beach.
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Awesome! You all deserve a pleasant walk on the beach!
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Joy, singling out one, I love the rainforest replanting story. Keith
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It is amazing how they stuck to it over so many years. Shows what one can do when determined.
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5 just cracked me up
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😄 Makes you wonder what their other definitions were. LOL!
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😂😂😂
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There is a famous battle near us where one dude asked the other side to relinquish its position to make it a fairer fight. Staggeringly they did and then lost….
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I think I’ve come across a few of the authors/editors of the Polish dictionary. LOL
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😂
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