
Helena had planned on enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon ride but now it looked like she would be interrupted. She spotted Looney Lewis ahead, should she turn around? No, she would just hope he didn’t try to stop her.
Looney Lewis was well known in the small town of MapleGrove. He was harmless, just a looney loon. Helena couldn’t say that she ever had one on one encounters with him, but she had heard the stories.
Miss. Tuttle always went on and on about how he didn’t leave her side one day when seeing her in the woods. But Helena had leaned from Miss. Amelia that Miss. Tuttle had actually been lost in the woods and Looney Lewis led her out of them.
Dignified Lady Laura told how Lewis caused her such great distress. She would often dab at a tear in her eye when telling the story. Helena rolled her eyes every time, knowing that there was hardly ever a time that Lady Laura wasn’t in “great distress.”
Then there were the Shrew Sisters that were still upset from the time that he dropped their bags in a big mud puddle. Helena knew how it was to shop with the Shrew sisters. She guessed that he was probably loaded down with bags, so could anyone blame him for dropping some?
She was getting closer to him, and she held her breath. Would he try to talk to her?
Thoughts of speeding up passed through her mind but she didn’t want to be rude. It would be fine she told herself as she caught up to his horse and they rode side by side.
He was quiet, not saying a word. What had she been all worried about? Getting herself in a tizzy over nothing. She began to breathe normally again, enjoying her ride through the countryside.
“Excuse me Miss.”
Helena drew in her breath, she had relaxed too soon.
“Do you mind stopping for a moment?”
Well it looked like looney was going to be an apt description. Why would she stop? He was pretty bold for asking.
“Sorry, I can’t, I have to go.” Giving her horse a little kick she got her to pick up the pace and soon they left Looney Lewis in the dust.
Whoa! Why was Toffee, her horse, slowing down? Oh No! The horse swayed, leaning to the side. Helena quickly brought her to a stop on the side of the road.
Dismounting from Toffee Helena watched as she sunk down to the ground. What was wrong with her horse? What was she going to do? She was out here all alone. Her ears perked up at the sound of a horse’s hooves growing closer.
Lewis pulled up to her and dismounted not saying a word. He walked over to Toffee and rubbed her. “Its okay little one, you are going to be okay. Helena watched in great shock as he pulled out a giant thorn that had become embedded in her hoof. Poor Toffee!
“Thank you Loo…Lewis!” She covered her mouth with her hand as a flame arose in her cheeks. Did he know she was about to say Looney? Did he know the rumors that had been spread about him? Something told her that he did.
“You are welcome Miss. You may want to put some balm on the sore hoof, the one that had the thorn in it.” He handed her some that he took from his pocket. “I always like to carry some with me when I go on rides.”
He tipped his hat and trotted away as she stared after him in shock. He had been nothing but a gentleman to her and had helped poor Toffee.
After rubbing some balm on Toffee’s hoof it wasn’t long til she was on her feet again and she whinnied. “I agree!” Helena said to Toffee. “Lets go girl.”
Soon they caught up to Lewis. “Excuse me sir, there is a creek up ahead. Would you like to stop and rest a little, give our horses a drink from the creek?”
Lewis smiled, “Are you sure you want to be seen with me? What if someone passes by?”
Helena’s face burned, he did know what others thought.
“Let them pass by, I have always enjoyed giving people something to talk about.” She grinned with mischief in her eyes. His periwinkle blue eyes twinkled as they headed to the creek.
Loony Lewis seems like a real mane’s man, and I suspect there will be some horsing around, by the creek.
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Oh help! LOL! But you may be right. π
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I hope they don’t get caught, or he’ll be hobbling about with his pants around his ankles.
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πΆπ€!
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Helena needs a real saddle!
Sorry… I got stuck on the header image. I take it today’s ride is in either Bora Bora, Lankawi, or Gilligan’s Island. π
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Ahh! I wondered who would notice it first. I will say Bora Bora but…..with my characters it is more likely Gilligan’s Island. π
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Love it.
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Thanks! π
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Moral of the story is that crazy men are the best men.
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Always interesting to find out what the moral of my stories are. But you may be right about this one. Brsd is crazy….so it fits. πAnnnnd I know some other crazy stoog,,I mean men, also.
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So your saying that Brad is the crazy one in your relationship?
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Of course, do you doubt me?
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He was crazy enough to marry ms, doesn’t that prove it? You may want to think carefully before you answer that. Wouldn’t want to start the morning off with.a THUNK would you? π
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Well, I just acquired a hot cup of coffee so let me think for a minute
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How nice that you got some coffee, would hate to see it spill. LOL!
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You sound like you could work for the mafia.
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“Sweet,innocent pastor’s kid helps mafia.” That would make quite the headline wouldn’t it. Just when you think you know people. KIDDING! π
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I had all my coffee now and you wouldnβt thunk me on a treacherous mountain trail.
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Of course not silly, ….. I will wait until you get off the trail. π
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You may need to write a prairie dog story. There are thousands of them out here.
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Aww! I love prairie dogs, you will have to send some pics. Hmmm… do prairie dogs talk?When Brad was in Oklahoma he saw some.
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They make a lot of noise. Maybe you could understand them.
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I think you are right. I think they are probably watching you, saying, look at that crazy stooge! π
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That sounds accurate. I will send you one photo I have put on my phone.
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Thanks!
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Did you get the pic?
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Yes. I did. Cute little guy. π
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Service is spotty here. Didnβt know
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Are you still on a “treacherous mountain trail?”
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I just got down from a muddy, bison covered trail.
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Hmm…muddy? So I guess you have mud covered shoes now. A good thing that you brought another pair of shoes. Cool about seeing bison.
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There were a lot of Bison. I had find my way around them while hiking as they are large and dangerous. Not as cute as the prairie dogs
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Who is Brsd? And what’s a stoog?
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“No comment!”, smartass. π
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A nice encounter indeed. Let’s hope the fair Lady returned the balm. π
Judging by your lovely new header, I’m guessing you’re wishing for a trip to the beach soon?
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I am sure she did, or the balm may have been forgotten about. π
Glad you like the header. It is me dreaming with anticipation. π Probably won’t be until the end of summer though, that is when its best to go. But I wouldn’t mind going sooner!
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The good news about traveling is we can do it in our minds any time. Here’s to fabulous beach travels!
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True point!
Thanks! ππβ±π
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