“It was a dark and stormy night…” his voice was low and deep, as they walked deeper into the eerie woods.
“They didn’t know that they were taking their last steps…if only they would have listened to the foreboding feeling and turned around. Instead each step took them closer to their grave.”
His voice trembled slightly as their steps slowed a little, but they kept moving forward.
” The bridge started to sway, were they about to fall to their doom? Would the earth swallow them up, never to be seen again. ”
“Okay, should I call you Alfred? Are birds going to start flying overhead soon? Sorry, but you aren’t scaring me. Its not storming, in case you haven’t noticed!”
Just then there was a loud thunderclap and both friends jumped!
“Umm…why are you hanging onto my arm? Didn’t you just say that you were not scared?”
Letting go of his friend’s arm he straightened his shoulders and stood up tall. He wasn’t afraid of a little dark. Tbey took another step and 2 bats came swooping down, making their hair stand on end!.
Now they both were hanging onto each other, as they cautiously stepped forward. The night was darkening and their courage was fading fast.
“Tell ne again why we are out here?”
Taking up his best Alfred Hitchcock imptession, trying to bluff his bravery, he answered his friend.
“We are hunting zombies before they…”
They were grabbed from behind, sacks thrown over their heads!
A raven flew over them. “Nevermore, Nevermore!”
The 2 guys were struck mute with fright, but Mason uttered one phrase, that was heard in muffled tones.
“This sack on my head is totally messing up my luxurious hair!”
Tippner couldn’t answer Mason, for he was overcome by sadness. Sadness as the cold fact dawned on him, and chilled him to the bone. The fact that if he was to die tonight his lips would never again be touched by the sweetness…..of Shoo-fly pie.
Ha! ๐
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I couldn’t resiat! Though I may rrgret it. LOL!
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That is funny and will light up your comment scroll.
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๐ I think you are right!
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Oh well, so much for Mason and Tipner. I guess they have to go sometime.
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๐ถ๐ค!
Oh gosh, you didn’t say that! This isn’t the end for them, don’t worry!
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But what happened to Mason being such a “beloved character”?? No sadness for his poor, sweet grandmother now that will be so sad?
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I guess there is no hope for him. I know how hard you fought to kill off another character that everyone loved.
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Nooo…. Anna was not a beloved character! My poor head!
How is it that I am the one trying to save Mason and Tippner? Thats not the way it was supposed to go, you dunderhead! LOL!
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Let me drink some more coffee and I’ll see what it all looks like.
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Nooo, I think you should drink water! No more coffee for you!
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You may not like me without my coffee.
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๐ Ok drink the coffee then and think of Mason’s poor Grandmother and Tippner’s too. How can you be so cold?
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Mason’s grandmother does make a nice cookie.
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And he doesn’t want to be without those cookies, right? So he has to live! Who else would she bake for? Than again I am sure she wouldn’t mind giving cookies to sweet Cara.
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That would be like giving booze to an alcoholic.
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“Haha!” Smart aleck!
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Sooo did you drink more coffee and think of a better ending for poor Mason and Tippner?
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It involves Cara falling in the lake and coming out covered with mud and perhaps a frog or two in her hair.
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Ummm…..not exactly sure about that being better!!
Cara wasn’t anywhere in this story and I think she would rather have feathers than frogs in her hair!
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Picky picky
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…mmm…!!
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Tippner and Mason found themselves in a room sitting tied to chairs, with sacks over their heads. They heard a strange grunting, and the sound of what could have been the clop-clop of devil’s feet upon the hardwood floor. They both shuddered in fear.
Then they each, in turn, felt a tugging on the sacks that encased their craniums, and the bags were pulled off by nothing else than a big, large cow.
Betsy stared Tippner deep into his eyes and spoke to him. “Stay away from Shoo-fly pie!” she lowed. Although it’s sweet, it’s also poisonous. Your brain will be infected and decay away until you turn into a zombie.”
Then she turned her attention to Mason. “And you with the wavy hair. It’s starting to turn gray. You’d better use that hair soon, to attract a woman and get married, before it’s too late. But never marry any woman who would bake Shoo-fly pie for you.”
Betsy then shook her head, a sparkling cowbell on her neck began tinkling, and–Poof!–she disappeared in a cloud of magical mist. Just then the ropes dropped off of Mason and Tippner, and they were freed.
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…mmm…!! Should have known that the smartass stooges would make this great story backfire! At least you kept them alive unlike Jason, who didn’t even shed a tear at their demise!
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We have only enhanced the quality of your great story. We have stood on the shoulders of greatness, and made it even greater. You should thank us.
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Oh HELP!!
“You will become infected and decay away until you become a zombie!”
“Guess thats the end of Mason and Tippner. Oh well…!”
I just don’t know if I can find the appropriate words to thank you both! ๐
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Just a simple “Thank you” would suffice.
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Its just too hard. ๐
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You can do it. Simply reflect on how grateful you feel.
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๐ถ๐ค!!
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maybe the kidnappers just want the secret to luxurious hair and the recipe for shoo-fly pie…
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Sometimes you have to take drastic measures in order to find out how to make the best pie! ๐
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like working behind the scenes to get the recipe to someone… ๐
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LOL!! Yeah, who would do such a thing? ๐
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someone from PA Dutch country… ๐
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Hmmm…..must be a clever person!
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must be… ๐
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I’d rather have the secret to luxurious hair.
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I think I would too…
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What’s Betsy’s safe phrase? Does it work anything like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice? ๐
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Haha! Oops, I don’t think she has a safe phrase! ๐
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I canโt blame a bag over my head for the sad state of my hair.
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