“Hey everyone! Look at the cool binoculars I got!” Alabaster felt proud as he stood among his friends.

“Wow! What big eyes you have? Can I borrow them?”
Alabaster handed them to Snowball. He was looking through them in awe of how close everything looked.
“Ooh that is beautiful!” he remarked.
Everyone wanted to see what was so beautiful and they ooohed and ahhed as he passed the binoculars around.
Snowball scratched his head in thought. “I wonder what kind of bird that is.”
“Well its obviously a 4th of July bird!” Tink, proclaimed

“Impressive! You not only know about numbers , but birds too.”
Tink beamed with pleasure at Snowball.
Alabaster’s super sonic binoculars were a big hit. They had no idea how far away they were seeing but they knew that no birds like that had ever been seen at the North Pole before.
After using the binoculars for awhile they decided to start the 4th of July games, for all elves loved to play games!
The first game was a Hotdog eating contest. Red ketchup and blue mustard were loaded on the hotdogs. CandyCane had made the blue mustard.
At the end of 10 minutes, Snowball was given the prize! He had gulped down 30 hotdogs! His smile stretched across his face as he posed for a picture for the North Pole Times.

Tink made a moving 4th of July speech. It gave warm fuzzies to everyone, feeling happy that they lived where they did. What could be better than living at the North Pole and having the freedom to fly around the world with Santa?
Tink had disguised himself with a beard, thinking it would make him look more distinguished when giving his speech. Sometimes working at balancing Santa’s books made him go crazy. His friends were used to it.

Jinx won the dart contest. He hit the bull’s eye the most times out of everyone. Considering that he was the oldest elf and had more experience, it was no surprise. He was delighted to be awarded a rubber chicken, which he named Charlie.
After the festivities the group of friends gathered at the coffee shop. Alabaster had 2 large cups, he had said that he needed more brain power.
Candy Cane overheard him say that and remarked with a sly grin that it would take more than coffee to help him!
Alabaster stayed calm, and acted like he didn’t hear her. He didn’t get rattled too easily. Unless you messed with his hair. He prided himself on the luxurious wave in his hair.
Since meeting a man named Mason, when they had all gone to Florida, he had been practicing Mason’s hairstyle and thought he was doing pretty good with it!
It helped that Mason had sent him some of the special hair conditioner and gel that he used. Yes, Alabaster felt cool!
Evening came and soon it would be time for fireworks. Before it got dark Alabaster and the others wanted to look through his super sonic binoculars one more time.
“Amazing!” was the word that echoed from Alabaster’s mouth while looking. The others were anxious to see what he had spotted now.

They all agreed that it was indeed amazing! What a fun, surprising 4th of July this day had been.
That night they all slept peacefully feeling thankful for this moment in time.
Well almost all of them slept peacefully. Poor Snowball’s stomach wasn’t feeling the best. He was up drinking hot milk and eating some sweet dates, thinking he didn’t want to see a hotdog for a really long time!
*images from Pinterest*
This was so entertaining! Thank you!
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You are welcome! I have had the elves around for awhile, so you will see them again! Especially around December. π
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I look forward to it!
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I like the pics of the red-white-and-blue birds. And I think I know what inspired the super sonic binoculars.
I can see why Snowball ate some dates. Dates are a good thing to have. I have one every day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. It’s always nice to wake up in the morning to a new date.
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I thought you would know about the binoculars. π Yes, I would love to see some of those birds when I look out my window.
Ooooh … LOL! You win….smart aleck! But there will come a day when … π
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I know, I’m feeling a little wary about that day.
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Good! LOL! But remember its best served cold, so you have a while. π
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I’ll bet you’re planning on sending one of those jack-in-the-box fist packages.
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Haha! Now why would I send something that you can guess? π
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I guess you wouldn’t, so I’m going to guess all the worst-case scenarios. Are you planning on sending me a live skunk?
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“No comment!” π
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How about a dead skunk?
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That would smell pretty bad by the time it got to you!
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But at least it wouldn’t cost me a scent.
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….nmm. !!
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A skunk had a litter under my porch this spring, and you can have the whole family, Tippy. They’ve been well behaved, though, and I haven’t seen them in several weeks. Maybe they got frightened off when my daughter visited with her dogs. Of course, we kept the dogs away from that area, but the barking might have been enough to make the skunks look for a more comfortable home.
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I’m surprised you didn’t get some stinky dogs out of that fiasco. Baby skunks are cute. Believe it or not, somebody once gave me a baby skunk, which I had for about an hour before somebody else stole it from me. I guess skunks are in high demand.
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Happy Fourth of July, by the way!
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Same to you! Did you eat hotdogs?
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Nope. My wife made BLT sandwiches for dinner. She said that’s a traditional 4th of July meal. I’d never heard of that before, but whatever. They were good.
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If you don’t include the tomato then they are good!
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So you don’t love “love apples,” eh? I’m not much for them either. I can tolerate tomatoes, but I’m not a big fan of them, like some people.
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Why do we say happy Fourth of July, but not merry 25th of December?
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I think you need to ask Santa that question. π
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Not while he still has me on the naughty list.
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Well that is true! Guess you need to see how you can get off of it!
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Probably need to make more puns for charity.
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Ummm…..not sure about that getting you off the naughty list. You may need more coffee to think harder.
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Ok, Iβll do that in the morning. Try to stay awake tonight
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Good idea! Then maybe you can look through your I mean Alabaster’s binoculars and who knows what you will see!
Thanks! So far so good. Only 7 hours to go. LOL!
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So why are you on his naughty list? Whaf did you do to poor Santa?
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You’ve heard of cow tipping, there is also such a thing as reindeer tipping.
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Oooh that is bad! I hope you have thought of a good plan on how to get out of trouble!
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You should see the cookies that I have been leaving next to my Christmas tree.
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Ahh! Thats the problem. Santa’s mischievous elves are eating the cookies and leaving none for Santa! You are going to have to try to outwit Santa’s elves, which can be hard!
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Maybe because 25 is a much higher number than 4, and a lot of people have difficulty with math.
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Too bad your elves can’t do something about the knuckledraggers shooting off fireworks for the past 3 hours? Ugh.
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Sorry! If they could they would! Hope it stops soon for you.
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Good one, Carolyn. I can’t even watch that hot dog eating contest they have every year. I read that the winner downed 76 hot dogs in ten minutes. Who would have guessed that competitive eating would become a thing?
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Thanks Pete! I can’t watch it either. Have no idea how they do it! 76!! I thought 30 was a lot! I would be lucky if I could do 3!
And yes, whoever came up with the idea??
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I am waiting for competitive relaxing or competitive napping to become a thing.
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Competitive relaxation? I like the sound of that! Does it include being at the spa and the beach?
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it’s funny what some birds will do, like dye their feathers, just to get a few likes on social media. and the hot dog eating contest is fascinating and disgusting at the same time…
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True! And certain elves give themselves a beard to look dignified. π
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or maybe to try and emulate Santa…
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