“Blech! That tastes awful!” Mr. Tippner looked down at his bowl of GrapeNuts cereal and saw the orange liquid. OOPS! He had accidentally poured orange juice into his cereal instead of milk. He was feeling pretty sleepy this morning.
Mason almost tripped walking down his stairs. He needed his coffee. Pouring himself a cup, he held it in one hand as he opened the refrigerator to grab some eggs.
Made himself some scrambled eggs. Got out the ketchup to put on them and then wondered where his coffee cup was. What had he done with it? When he put the ketchup back in the fridge he got his answer. It was sitting on the shelf where the carton of eggs had been. The eggs were still sitting on the counter.
Shaking his head he felt like he should go back to bed, for he was feeling rather dopey.
Cara woke up feeling happy. The day had come and she was all ready for it. She snuk Bard’s surprise into his lunchbox and gave him a kiss goodbye. Chuckling as she closed the door.
A half hour later she was ready to leave with her box of chocolate candy.
Mason kept dropping things at work. Cara laughed, calling him butterfingers. “Perhaps you need a nap!” Cara said.
The bell jangled and Tippner came in the door. He walked over to his favorite booth in the coffee shop and sat down. He wasn’t sitting long before he started sneezing.
After sneezing 6x in a row Cara asked if he needed to see a Doc when she came to take his order.
“Nah! Its only my allergies acting up.” Then he sneezed again. Mason came out of the backroom and hearing Tippner sneezing he spoke up.
“He probably is allergic to those new weeds you put at every table.” Mason said to Cara.
Cara made a face. “They aren’t weeds, they are flowers.” she retorted. Tippner sneezed again.
“Like I was saying..he is allergic to the yellow weeds.” Mason said to Cara as he walked away.
Tippner ended up taking his raspberry hot chocolate to go, for he kept sneezing and it was making him grumpy. Besides he had to get back to his store. There were bikes to sell now that the weather was getting nicer.
Walking down the sidewalk on his way to the bike shop he saw Jake coming toward him. Jake was holding something behind his back. When he got closer he sprayed Mr. Tippner with silly string.
“Heyyy what do you think you are doing?”
Jake grinned as he quickly sprayed again before running off. Mr. Tippner heard him yelling. “Don’t you know what day it is?” yelled Jake.
Well of course he knew what day it was, thought Tippner. He may be feeling a little grumpy but he wasn’t too dopey to know what day it was. Why it was Thursday and the beginning of April. Tippner shook his head. Crazy kid!
Meanwhile Mason was whistling as he worked. The day was going well, lots of customers coming in. Everyone was out today, with fhe beautiful weather on the first day of April.
Sara entered the coffee shop and patiently waited for Cara to finish waiting on the customers that were ahead of her.
Cara finished taking their order and greeted Sara with a hug. “I am almost ready to leave for lunch. Let me just refill Joshua’s cup for him.”
“Oh Joshua is here, I will go chat a little, while you finish up.” Sara said.
She pulled out a chair across from Joshua and he smiled, always enjoying to have someone to share a story with. He started telling Sara about one of his day’s at sea in a fishing boat, when a storm came.
Cara grabbed her box of chocolates and came to Joshua’s table telling Sara she was ready to go. They wished Joshua a good day and started walking towards the door.
“Hey Mason would you like to try some chocolate candy?” Cara asked walking towards the register where he was.
“Sure, thanks!” Mason said, grabbing 2 of them and popping them into his mouth.
Mason’s face got red and he spit out the candy! “Wha-wha!”
“Would you like some water?”
Cara handed him a glass. “Guess I put a little too many jalepeno peppers in the chocolate.” she said with a smirk.
Mason’s eyes grew like saucers.
“You do know what day today is, right? Happy April Fool’s!” Cara said, laughing with Sara as they walked out the door, headed to Tippner’s bicycle shop. There were more special chocolates to deliver.
Ha ha!!! I did an April Fool’s post, too, but not nearly as much fun as yours! I just hope they do drop in at Miss Jill’s shop and share the candy with her, for she actually loves chocolate with hot peppers! M&M’s has one with jalapeño that I love! Happy April Fool’s Day!
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I couldn’t resist! I actually am known for my April Fool’s chocolate candy, so can’t do if anymore. LOL! But it wasn’t peppers that I put in it.
Oh My you crazy girl, you eat peppers with your chocolate! Well then Cara should give something else to Miss. JILL for Aprjl Fools Day! 😄
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Oh dear, now I wonder what, if not peppers, it is that you put in your April Fool’s candy … Ex-Lax?
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Nope, the Ex-Lax would have been the prank my Dad pulled when he was in HS. LOL!
My chocolate candy was chocolate covered cotton balls. You melt chocolate, cover the cotton ball completely with it and put it in the freezer overnight. Take them out the next morning and they really do look like tempting sweet chocolate candy.
Let me clarify that no one choked on a cotton ball! Most people took a bite and then saw the cotton, promptly spitting out what was in their mouth! The best were the ones that popped the whole thing in their mouths and would chew and chew …. and I could see the confusion on their faces and then…. 😂
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Ha ha … so, you come by your mischievous ways honestly, eh?
Oh … ick … yuck … 🤢! {I must try this at Hallowe’en!!!}
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LOL! Yup!
I had a feeling you would be trying it! You are mischievous too! 😄 if a little white pokes through the chocolate you just say its marshmallow!
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Ah, but after I dip them in chocolate, I will roll them in sprinkles, so any bit of white fluff peeking out will be assumed to be a sprinkle!
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Hahaha good idea! You will have to let me know how it goes! Why wait til Halloween! LOL!
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Well, I have to have someone to try it out on, and I daresn’t try it on the girls, or I would be repaid a thousand times over!
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Bawhaha!
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Joy, Grape Nuts are tough with milk, but OJ may be a bridge too far. Keith
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So you aren’t going to try Grape Nuts with Orange Juice? 😉
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Joy, I think may favorite way to eat them is with yogurt or ice cream. Keith
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Homemade grapenut icecream is very good!
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I don’t believe I have ever tried grapenuts.
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Don’t care for them plain but you should try the icecream. Grapenut icecream goes well with shoofly pie.
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No thanks
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You wouldn’t survive on Pennsylvania Dutch cooking , would you? LOL! What about Scrapple and Hogmaw? 🙂 And for the record I haven’t had either one of those for years, but grew up on them.
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I tried that Scrapple stuff, but those little wooden letter tiles are hard to chew up. Not for me.
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I think I can guess what word those little “Scrapple” tiles spelled! 😛
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Then Joshua dumped a bucket of water on Cara’s and Sarah’s head.
“Oh, you and your April fools prank.” Cara said.
“What’s April fools?” Joshua asked.
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Heyyy….Cara didn’t give any chocolates to Joshua! I am thinking that Mason got Joshua to do this while he stood by watching. Acting all innocent as he drank coffee out of his White mug.
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Joshua was upset that he didn’t get any candy, and he just likes dumping buckets of water on people.
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So Jake takes after his uncle? Hmmm….I guess now Mason wil have to watch out for Jake and Joshua, so that he doesn’t get wet again! 🙂
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I thought that Joshua was our water bucket prankster.
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Haha! I think you got confused or perhaps a little Dopey! Jake, his nephew is the prankster. 🙂
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I thought Jake was Uncle Jake. I don’t remember an Uncle Joshua.
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Ooh poor old Uncle Joshua, you don’t remember him? The guy who almost died of pneumonia because of his prankster nephew Jake! I see how much that name chart is helping! LOL!
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“Jake and his nephew Joshua” show up in “Smitten in Spring!” and Joshua throws water on poor Mason.
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Wait! Are you saying I am the one who got confused? Ooh gosh! 😶🤚
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Seems hard for me to believe as well
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I may be laughing, but still making a face at you, smart aleck! 🙂
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Mr. Tippner held his palm out, waving it back and forth. “No thanks, Cara,” he said firmly. “Chocolate is poison.”
Cara felt flabbergasted and gobsmacked. Who would ever say something as astonishing and sacrilegious as chocolate being poison! she wondered. Without thinking, and in a huff, she asserted, “Chocolate is NOT poison! See?!” and she stuffed one of her chocolates in her mouth.
Suddenly her eyes bugged out and she began choking. She grabbed her throat and dashed out of the bicycle shop, where she met Joshua carrying a bucket of water. She pointed a finger frantically at her mouth, hoping that he’d dump the water into her gaping rictus.
Joshua complied, dowsing her entire face, leaving her gasping for air and dripping wet. Mr. Tippner and Joshua both stood on the sidewalk laughing their asses off at this sight. And never again would Cara doubt that chocolate is poison.
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…mmm…! What is this with Joshua? I thought Mason conspired with him at first, now apparently Tippner did too! Poor Cara! 😛
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I was actually thinking of Jake, but got thrown off by Jason’s reference to Joshua. Maybe I need a bucket of water over my head, to wake up.
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Sounds good, go tell your wife too. I am sure she would!
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You mean my wife who is currently sleeping? She’s going to wake me up?
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She’ll throw the water over your head after you wake her up, Tippy. Bad karma always comes from waking up your wife. You might even find some jalapeños lurking in your nice bland health food.
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LOL!! True words Meg, about karma if you wake up your sleeping wife!
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Very good point. I’ve learned to walk softly while she sleeps. I’ll wake myself up.
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…..and I can’t forget to add tbat chocolate isn’t poison, smart aleck!
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When it’s homemade by Cara, it seems to be.
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“Haha!”
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“He started telling Sara about one of his day’s at sea in a fishing boat, when a storm came. Cara grabbed her box of chocolates and came to Joshua’s table telling Sara she was ready to go. They wished Joshua a good day and started walking towards the door.”
So Sara just stood up and walked out in the middle of Joshua telling his story – how rude.
Also, I was confused. Did the storm come while he was telling the story, or was the storm part of the story?
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I was wondering the same thing.
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Oh gosh! He was finished his story, Cara wouldn’t be rude. 🙂
And the storm was part of the story!
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I just like knowing those little details that have nothing to do with the story… 🙂
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I noticed and you have noticed how detailed I am! LOL! But you stretch me.
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I try… 🙂
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Such a hard effort isn’t it!
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🙂
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April Fool’s Day pranks have a way of inviting karma to pay one a visit. Just saying.
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Yeah, they do, but …. its never stopped me! LOL!
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Karma must be going easy on you. 🤣
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Haha! I learned at an early age if you are going to dish it out then you better be able to take it! 😂
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