Max was looking in his closet for his cherry red and yellow shirt to match his tie. While looking he came across a hanger with something sealed in plastic. It had been in the back of his closet. What could it be?
He guessed it must be a suit that he didn’t wear anymore. Probably grew out of it. It seemed he gained a few pounds recently. As long as it just stayed a few pounds he wasn’t too worried. Ahh! There it was, he had found his cherry red and yellow shirt.
Grabbing it he walked out of his closet with the sealed bag still hanging there, momentarily forgotten. He dressed for work. His secretary would groan again at his choice of outfit but red was his favorite color and he thought yellow went just fine.
That evening when he entered his house he wss ready to relax! It had been an exhausting day of showing houses, but it had paid off. He had finally sold the MayApple house.
It was a beautiful 2 story house with a wrap-around porch. A spiral staircase and lovely cherry wood floors. A lot of people were not crazy about the paint job inside but this older lady loved it when she first saw it. It was a dark shade of green with colorful flowers all over. The lady who had painted it had been a real artist.
Max breathed out a sigh of relief as he poured himself a cold drink. He had some eztra padding in his bank account now, with the sale of this house.
When opening his closet to put away his shoes he noticed the hanger again with the plastic bag. Curious he pulled it out and started unzipping the bag. Catching a glimpse of something red, the memories came back. He knew what it was!
He pulled out the Santa suit that had been stored away. Why he didn’t just get rid of it he didn’t know. When would he be Santa again, he didn’t have time for it. A heaviness startrd replacing the light feeling that had been in his heart moments ago.
Max remembered the kids that used to sit on his lap. They were so cute with the things they would ask for. He used to visit hospitals and go to nursing homes too. He loved spreading cheer!
He loved it but he got too busy. He had bought a big house and a brand new convertible. Suddenly there was the stress of needing to earn more money than he had before when he lived in his rancher.
It had been a nic house but he had dreamed of bigger and better. This house had a swimming pool and a hot tub, it was his house of dreams, though he didn’t seem to be in it too much these days. He sighed, thinking of the days when life was easier.
Max laid the Santa suit out on the chair by his bed. He just wasn’t ready to seal it up yet.
His eyes startrd misting, but just a little. He wouldn’t let himself cry, as he looked at Marta’s picture on his dresser. His drive for earning more money had turned her away. She wanted the old Max back. She had told him to call her when he found the old Max. He watched her drive away in the rain, taking half of his heart with her.
He was deep in thought when the phone rang.
“Hello”
“Ho!Ho!Ho! Hi Max! I think we need to talk.”
“Santa Clause?”
“How would you like to visit me at the NorthPole? I will send some of my reindeer and elves to pick you up tomorrow at midnight, Ok?”
Max was practically speechless. “Um, sure, that sounds great!”
“See you tomorrow! Sleep well Max. Ho! Ho! Ho!”
The phone went dead and Max still held it in his hand. What was happening? There was no way that could have really been Santa Clause, could it?
The real Santa Clause can be found in a contract, I suppose. And then there’s Santa Claus. I’m trying to figure out if this guy will be taken to a lawyer’s office, or he will actually be meeting the portly man dressed in red.
The name Marta seems familiar. I wonder where you got it from?
So, will he be signing his divorce papers from Marta, at a lawyer’s office, or will she be waiting for him at the North Pole, with a deed to a new house? Maybe you’ll make that clear in Part 2. Or we’ll be so confused, we’ll have to guess.
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A contract clause? “Haha!”
This guy is the real Santa. Part 2? Did I say there would be a Part 2? I guess you will see, but you did have a pretty good guess at what is going to happen.
LOL about Marta! I read your line about it sounding familiar and was like, Wait, I haven’t used that name recently for a character have I? Then it dawned on me why that name popped in my head last night! 🙂 Wasn’t even thinking of her when I wrote this!
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If he’s the real Santa, why does he spell Clause with an “e” at the end? That seems like lawyer language, to me.
I think he’s Santa’s helper. It makes sense that Santa would need a lawyer, to help with all the lawsuits over dangerous and defective toys.
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😶🤚!
Wait a minute, are you saying Santa’s elves make dangerous and defective toys?? Hmm…!
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Candy Cane is the supervisor. Why hasn’t she been doing her job?
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Because supervising elves is like herding cats?
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YES! She doesn’t get paid enough!
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LOL!
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And maybe they’re short-tempered, just like their stature.
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Good point.
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Who said that was her job? She is in charge of helping Santa by keeping the elves straight, not in checking the toys.
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Also a good point.
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That’s a cop-out. In order to keep the elves straight, she has to do quality control on their work. That way she can make sure they haven’t been drinking or slacking off. I think Candy is on the verge of being fired by Santa.
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😛
What do you know!
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How to be a slacker elf.
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Picky, picky. Maybe she likes extra “e”s. There’s potatoe…
He’s not an attorney. He’s a butler…like Alfred.
Ok. What did Snowball screw up?
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Snowball doesn’t screw up. Candy Cane misdirects him.
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I see…
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Haha! Yeah right!
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And, green walls with flowers painted on them? Hmmm…that is familiar, also.
At least you didn’t describe institutional green.
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I thought you would catch that. 🙂
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😀
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I was thinking the same thing. Marta, huh?
But, are they actually married?
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LOL about Marta! She was stuck in my sub conscious and I had forgotten why.
Hmmm…are they? Jason seems to think so.
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I assumed they’re married. However, Carolyn has not specified that, so maybe not.
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Heh. Stay tuned…
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First there was the magic bell, now a magic phone?
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She really does like elves and cows.
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I have begun to notice a bit of a ‘trend.’
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Haha! Elves and a certain cow do have something in common …. they are both full of mischief! 🙂
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Amen.
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😄
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You just never know where magic may come from!
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Too bad it has such an aversion to gracing my bank account with a nice magical deposit. LOL
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Haha! 😂
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Amen…II
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Why not…
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Exactly! 🙂
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This story got off to a bit of a fruity start. I felt sorry for the guy who’s wife left him because he made such bad fashion choices, but she has to open her own pickle jars these days.
Santa will be responsible for yet another abduction that get blamed on the poor aliens and flying saucers.
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A fruity start…. Hmmm… if I remember correctly, the “cherry yellow” color was mentioned to me before by a certain someone, who shall remain nameless. 🙂 I didn’t say his wife left him due to his creative fashion choices, but not being able to open a pickle jar isn’t a problem, who needs pickles!
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How can you make shoo-fly pie without pickles?
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Picklee in pie?? Thats worse than some of your candy coffee concoctions!
I guarantee that you will find no pickles in Shoo-fly pie. 😛
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Well I am not much of a cook, but I figured that you’d like pickles in shoo-fly pie.
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And dare I ask why you thought that? You would totally ruin a good pie. At least I am drinking something yummy now, I am sure you can’t guess what. It has caramal in it. LOL!
I feel sorry for your poor daughter’s if they have to eat your cooking. 🙂
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Well, this is a bit of a pickle, huh? Where did he get the idea that pickles go in shoo-fly pie…or that you would want said pickles…in said pie.
A salted caramel latte!
I bet there is a lot of take out. Of course, where he is, there are PLENTY of wonderful BBQ places, lots of Tex-Mex and I miss Scholz Garten.
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Blech.
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Are you pregnant?
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Yes, with puns.
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LOL!
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LMAO!
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😂😂
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Yeah, who needs pickles, unless someone commenting on this blog gets into a pickle, which is way more fun than eating a real one. Anyway, the only reason women ask their husbands to open jars is to humor their fragile male ego. A tight jar can easily be opened by running hot water over the lid for a minute to make the metal expand; that’s basic physics. 🙂
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Haha!! You are right Meg! Its always more fun for someone else to get in a pickle….see Jason, I told you we didn’t need men to open jars for us! 😄
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You know…I was kinda wincing over the cherry/yellow thing, myself. I started to squint at the thought. Does that shirt come with batteries by chance?
I need pickles. And, if I can’t open the lid, I have one of those rubber strap/wrench things.
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Blame someone who will remain nameless, Jason, for the cherry yellow combo! Its stuck in my mind since he mentioned it awhile back!
How can you need pickles? Blech! Yes those rubber things come in handy.
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LOVE dill pickles. Sweet pickles, not so much. I also like the cucumbers fermented.
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How do you know they are married?
Paint cans…not pickle jars.
LOL! You know, I half thought that Marta had been abducted.
Poor aliens?
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There are no aliens in this story!
But yes, how do you know they are married?
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So…*tap tap tap*…there will be a part deux?
Maybe Santa’s butler wants Max to appear at the North Pole to give him some fashion advice.
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Max needs to learn/remember that less is more.
Then he’ll win her back!
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😊
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hmmm…. living in a house with a hot tub and swimming pool versus living at the North Pole. I’ll stay in the house…
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LOL! That’s not the point! I mean I would take a beachhouse over the North Pole, but…. 🙂
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I guess duty calls…
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Oh magical! 😍 I’m glad the next part is already posted!😉❤️
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😊 Hi Jenna! Happy New Year! I thought you would like something magical.
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Always! 😊 Happy New Year!
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This would make such a special book.
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You make me smile! Thankyou! I should make a resolution of putting a book together. 🙂
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