Abby was thrilled! She had won 2 all expense paid tickets to the Grand Cayman Islands. Her adrenaline was flowing as she was shopping in the store with her best friend.
“Just think Janie, all our meals and drinks are covered. All we have to worry about is what bathing suit to wear while lying in the sun!” Abby’s smile was radiant. She needed a vacation and this one was beyond anything she had dreamed. 10 days in paradise! She was walking on air, only 2 days remained until they left.
“Tell me again, how you won this trip.” Janie said, as she was debating between a cherry red bikini or a deep orange one. Abby had picked a royal blue one piece, and a pink polka dot bikini. They grabbed sunscreen and some new white sandals, and made their way to the front of the store to check out.
“Oh, just look at that cute sun dress. I think it has my name on it.” said Abby, as she grabbed it from the rack. It was a pretty fuschia color with little specks of orange in it. Janie agreed that it would look great on her.
“I won the tickets from a phone call that I got. All I had to do was buy a subscription to some magazines and they promised me this fabulous vacation!” Abby gushed to her friend.
Janie felt some doubts creep in, but she pushed them away, for she really wanted to go on this vacation too. It had to be legit!
Before they knew it they were on the plane, bound for the Cayman Islands!
After a smooth flight they landed and anxiously looked around for their ride to their hotel. They were told a man would be holding a sign for them.
“Ahh! There he is!” Abby shouted!
They made their way to him and introduced themselves. He gave them each a warm handshake and said, “Very pleased to meet you! Welcome to the Grand Cayman Islands. Follow me and we will arrive at the hotel in about 15 minutes. ”
They couldn’t wait to get to the hotel and freshen up some and then go lay in the sun!
They were looking out the windows as they drove, admiring the beauty. Then before they knew it he had pulled in to a hotel and stopped.
Abby looked at Janie, surely there was a mistake. They had passed beautiful hotels and now they had stopped at what just looked like a bland concrete building. Sadly the sign did say the name of the hotel that Abby was told about. It was a blinking sign that looked like it was soon going to fall, for it was hanging awkwardly. It was as if it was mocking them with its name “Paradise!”
“Here we are! Welcome to Paradise!” the man said so cheerily!
Abby and Janie didn’t respond, as they numbly got out of the car and followed the guy into the hotel.
There was a musty smell, the carpet was stained and the paint was peeling on the walls.
The thrill of the moment was quickly turning into despair. The desk clerk gave them the room key and as they walked towards the elevator they told themselves that perhaps the rooms were elaborate, that they had to think positive.
Walking into the room a overpowering stench almost knocked them down. They were looking for a light switch when they saw the string hanging from the ceiling of a single lightbulb.
Abby sank into the bed and she felt the springs in the mattress. Tears sprang to her eyes. What had she done!
Janie screamed from the bathroom. “Abby we have to leave, I think there is a tarantula in the sink!”
That’s all Abby needed to hear, they grabbed their bags and ran. The desk clerk was calling out to them as they ran past her, but they just kept going. They gulped in the fresh air when they stepped outside.
Now what would they do. They decided to start walking, they had passed some really nice hotels, surely there must be one available room they could get.
Ahh! Now this was more like it. They walked into the hotel the floor was marbled stone and there were palm trees in the lobby with a fountain. Their room wasn’t elaborate, but it was clean! The beds were very soft, and cotton robes were hanging on the bathroom door for them. Most importantly there were no insects of any kind in the room. it had cost them more than they had expected but it was worth it!
“Now lets go lie in the sun”, they said together. They sure were ready for a nice cool Pina Colada Daquiri to enjoy , while lying by the water.
They had a wonderful time lying in the sun. After a while they decided to head back to the hotel and get dressed and then explore the island a little bit.
While heading back to the hotel Abby grabbed Janie’s arm, do you see that? What is that in the tree?

“Its looking right at us! Its kind of cute I think”, said Janie.
Abby looked at her strangely. “Welllll…. maybe…. but what is it… You know all about animals!”
Janie smiled, “If I am not mistaken, i am pretty sure that is a Binturong. I can’t believe I am actually seeing one, they are very rare! This is so cool! Their tails are almost as long as their entire body and they act like another limb when they are climbing. Also if you pet one your hands may smell like buttered popcorn afterwards, due to its scent glands under its tail. The smell repels most predators! Should we go pet it?”
“ummm…! I am not sure about that! A Binturong? I have never heard of it. Lets just watch it for now!” said Abby, shaking her head, at the knowledge her friend had about animals. “Is there any animal that you haven’t heard of?” asked Abby.
Janie laughed. “I am sure there is! But right now, I am getting hungry, after mentioning popcorn, so lets go get dressed for supper.”
Abby agreed and they continued walking. She was still bummed at how her “all expense paid hotel” didn’t exactly turn out to be paradise, but they were in the Grand Cayman Islands, she was sure that wonderful adventures were just waiting for her and Janie to find!
I thought Binturongs were only found in Asia…
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Oh gosh! You have heard of binturongs before? Perhaps it got lost! …mmm…!
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or snuck into the cargo of an airplane… π
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Where’s that magic bell when you need it? Now how that little guy got there is a story in itself!
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Yes, that magic bell could have come in handy!
Yes, how did that little guy get there! π
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I don’t believe that’s the name of that animal. Janie has already been-too-wrong about going on this trip with Abbey. And why would anyone want to pet this creature under its tail? They’re lucky they come away with the smell of popcorn.
Given that the Cayman’s are where a lot of secret, offshore bank accounts are located, I’ll bet Abbey and Janie have been set up by the mafia. I think they are going to be kidnapped and sex-trafficked across the world. Unless they keep a pot of boiling hot coffee nearby.
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Yes that is its real PUN proof name! And you don’t pet it under its tail you doolally!
You really like to wish bad endings on my characters don’t you! π
I guess it is good that they have a coffee pot in their room!
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When you keep saying you’re coming up with a pun-proof name, I think you’ve been-too-wrong for a long time.
I wish no ill on your characters. Especially Snowball. But when they do stupid things like fall for the ol’ “You’ve won a free trip” routine, I think it’s fair to warn of the possible consequences, schtupid.
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Heyy! There is always Hope, remember? One of these days it could happen! π
That is true and thats why they quickly got out of the “free” hotel! Now they will be safe, doolally!
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Yeah, but something’s up. Someone will try to make sure they get their money’s worth out of that plane ticket the girls “won.”
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But Betsy will rescue them!
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Oh, that’s right. One should never count out Betsy.
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Maybe Santa gave me a book on how to stump pun Masters!
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If you need a book, you’ll never succeed. You have to have a natural gift.
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Jason definitely haa a natural gift! BUT he hasn’t commented yet so see ..he could be stumped. π
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Poor guy. I hope you haven’t exhausted his natural gift.
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I may have with this animal, he could only talk about its tail! π I
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Then you haven’t binturong, finding an animal with this name, to stump him.
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Oh gosh! Yes! For “tail” wasn’t part of its name, so that doesn’t count! π
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If you pet one your hands will smell like buttered popcorn because of scent glands under its tale? I don’t think you’re petting them the right way.
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….mmm…! I see you are thinking like Tippy! That is dangerous you know!
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The scent is left over its whole body. I see how I should have left out that little detail about its tail! And I think you meant TAIL not TALE. Just too hard to make a pun out of its name, eh? You had to resort to its tail? π
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I didn’t notice that detail.
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Welll it may be that you missed that detail due to me not mentioning how the smell is over irs whole body. I didnβt think how certain nameless people would grab hold of the tiny detail about where its scent glands are! I was more focused on having a hard name, which I think I pulled off. Though, knowing you, you will prove me wrong!
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LOL!
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A binturong… Hmmm. I’m wondering about the local coffee.
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I’m sure the coffee is poisonous.
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LOL! Perhaps the girls had a little too much Pina Colada when they saw the binturong. π
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I’m sure Tippy would love the coffee I was thinking about. I think binturong are a type of civet, so… “kopi luwak” or “cΓ phΓͺ Chα»n”.
People keep them as kind of lethargic house pets in Singapore and Malaysia. Never noticed the popcorn though.
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House pets? Interesting! The popcorn smell was listed under 10 fun facts about them. π
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Isn’t there a coffee bean that has to get recycled thru an animal before it is turned into drinkable coffee?
I had a supervisor in Texas that knew that Mesquite tree beans needed to be passed thru a cow before being consumed. He made the best Mesquite bean jelly.
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Indonesian “kopi luwak”, or the French/Vietnamese robusta version, βcΓ phΓͺ Chα»nβ. Kopi Luwak runs about $450 to $1,000 per kilo (about 2.2 pounds) in the US. CΓ phΓͺ Chα»nβ runs around $400/kilo, in Vietnam. I don’t know anyone who imports it.
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Ok. So, that’s what you were talking about. The names weren’t familiar.
Yeah. I can hear the Tipster gagging right now.
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LOL!
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I was hooked reading this! Such a great one for sure! I really loved it! β€
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So glad you enjoyed it Carol! π
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You can tell you enjoy writing stories, you are a good writer ππππ
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You are sweet! I do very much enjoy it π
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A trip to the Caymans via a random phone call? Um, no. My mind immediately went to sex trafficking. Tarantulas in the sink? Oh hell no…
I learned about the Binturong smelling like popcorn watching some BBC nature show with Attenborough…though, I admit I hadn’t forgotten the exact name. It is hard to start a “pun party” with that name.
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