Snowball walked into the Toy Room and heard Jinx talking. He didn’t see anyone else in the room. He walked over to Jinx to see what he was doing. He started laughing when he realized that Jinx was talking to the Mister Potato Head that he was putting together.
“It can’t hear you.”
Jinx was startled for he hadn’t heard Snowball enter the room.
“What are you talking about?” Jinx said, with a little tinge of red in his cheeks.
“Mister Potato Head. He can’t hear you, his ears don’t work. I heard you talking to him. ” Snowball said with a sly grin.
“I wasn’t …. Oh whatever!” replied Jinx, as he got back to work.
A few minutes passed and Tink walked in the room, muttering to himself and shaking his head.
“What’s up Tink?” asked Snowball, “You are looking a little down.”
“I love tinkering with numbers that is why I am an accountant and when the position came up for an accountant for Santa, I thought it sounded like the perfect job, but…”
Jinx paused in working on Mister Potato Head and turned to look at Tink.
“But what? Do you not like it here?”
“Oh No! All the elves are great, especially you guys, Jangle, Snowball and Alabaster. You all are crazy and I have been having a great time. The problem is I have never seen such messed up books in my life! Who kept Santa’s financial records before I came?”
“Well, as far as I know it was Candy Cane who did it before.” said Snowball. “Guess she wasn’t too good with numbers?”
“That would be putting it mildly, my head is throbbing after working all morning. Santa ordered 100 flibbertigibbets, the new toy that is out now. Do you know how much money they cost? Oh, I had to take a break. I think I should go visit the little Coffee Shop here. Do you guys want to come?”
“Sure. We were just finishing up here. I think Alabaster and Jangle are running the Coffee Shop today, so lets go see them.”
Within minutes they had cleaned up the Toy Room and locked the door when they left.
Tink was shivering as they walked.
“How long did it take all of you to get used to the frigid weather here?” asked Tink.
“Once you go numb, it really doesn’t bother you anymore!” said Snowball.
“That’s so reassuring, thanks!”
“We are always glad to help.” said Jinx. Tink shook his head, rolling his eyes , as they continued to walk.
Soon they arrived and fortunately the line wasn’t too long for them to wait in.
When it was their turn, Tink ordered a large coffee with butterscotch flavored creamer. Jinx ordered a French Vanilla latte and Snowball wanted the Salted Caramel latte.
Jangle was preparing the latte’s while Alabaster got the large coffee for Tink. He made a face about the butterscotch flavored creamer. “I really feel sorry for your tastebuds! Black coffee is sooo much better, than all that sugar! Yuck!” He continued talking to Tink and the others about the wonders of black coffee, when Jangle called out to him.
“Hey, you forgot too turn off the faucet after getting water for the coffee! So now its been running all this time that you been busy gabbing. We now have a sink of water about to overflow, since someone plugged the sink.
“OOPS! Guess, I better go!” Alabaster said.
Jinx, Snowball and Tink, were laughing as they walked away sipping at their hot drinks.
Tink was talking, not looking where he was going, when his feet slipped and he landed face first in a snow drift. The rest of his coffee splattered over the snow.
He got up brushing himself off. “Well the coffee had been warming me up, but now…”
Jinx and Snowball were laughing. “Congrats! You have now been officially initiated into the North Pole! We all have taken our turn at falling into snowdrifts. Isn’t life fun!”
Tink had to agree, with life here at the North Pole, you never knew what was going to happen!
I sure hope Tink, I mean Jim, reads this. And I want one of those flibbertigibbet toys.
I can’t remember now, who is Jinx and who is Jangle?
I think you are Candy Cane.
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I do need to make you that chart don’t I!
You don’t even know what the flibbertigibbet toy does, but it sounds cool, eh! Well as long as Tink isn’t stuck in a snowdrift I believe he will read this.
I will give you a clue the person who is Jinx posted several quotes on your post the other day. The one about ears not working, remember. 🙂
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Yes, a chart would be handy.
I think a flibbertigibbet toy is something that bounces around all over the place, makes lots of chattering sounds, but performs no useful function.
Oh, okay, so Colin is Jinx. Now I just need to know who Jangle is.
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Even though I do believe you know, I will answer your question.
Jangle is Brad, my husband. That would be why I am usually the nicest to him in my stories. There is a certain safety to throwing the elves in snow drifts that aren’t close to me as far as physical distance goes! With Jangle I have to be a little more careful, especially in the winter time when we have snow drifts here! Just saying. 🙂
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I didn’t know, so thanks for the info. Let’s see, here’s a mini-chart to get you started:
Alabaster=Jason
Candy Cane=Carolyn
Jangle=Brad
Jinx=Colin
Snowball=Tippy
Tink=Jim
That’s a lot of names, just right there, and I’m probably omitting a few. And you expect us to remember all of them? I’ll probably forget half of them by tomorrow. We need a chart.
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I never said Candy Cane was me, but she is very nice, and she has never fallen into a snow drift, Hmmm…..Must be because she watches where she is going. 🙂
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Alright, be coy about Candy Cane. But everyone knows who she is, and you can’t fool us.
I might be willing to believe she’s not you, if perhaps an icicle falls on her head, or she gets hit in the face by a snowball, or she sticks out her tongue and it freezes.
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I thought I was Santa.
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Umm…sorry to disappoint! Santa wasn’t the one who fell in a hole when in Hawaii and he didn’t leave the faucet running when he was gabbing either. Or his hose running. So hmmm…nope you aren’t Santa! Plus Santa would have had my helmet made and delivered already!
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No, you have to be an elf. Engineers are needed in the workshop to make toys, like helmets and stuff.
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Oh, like flabbergiblets?
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Flibbertigibbets. You have to know how to spell it, in order to design it. By the way, just in case you really are Santa, I want a flibbertigibbet.
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Crap. I already got you a flurbbitysherbit.
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Well hell. I never get anything nice for Christmas. But that’s okay, it’s all worth it.
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Santa needs to bring you a spelling book I see. 🙂
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That never helps
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So what exactly is a flurbbitysherbit?
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It’s a flibbertigibbet with salted caramel.
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“Haha!” Smart aleck! 🙂
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But its a Toy, not a drink! 🙂
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It’s a toy AND a drink. That’s the beauty.
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Ahh! Aren’t you clever! Well perhaps you aren’t a smart aleck, you picked the best drink for it to be. 🙂
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I think I would still like to know though exactly how this toy works at being a toy and a fabulous drink as well! Can you explain it?
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It’s like that slime putty that kids play with.
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Sooo are you saying that its salted caramel slime???
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👍🏻
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Smart aleck! 🙂
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True, but I think he is being taken off helmet duty, not getting them done very fast! Kind of working at turtle speed! 🙂
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That is very sad. He’s probably too busy taking coffee breaks. I told you coffee is poison.
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Oh sure blame the coffee! I think its more that he doesn’t know how to make one!
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All that caffeine has rattled his brain, so he can’t figure out how to make one.
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I’m probably not in the story anywhere, but that is okay, as I expect I’d end up falling down a dark, icy hole with no coffee to keep me warm. Or a herd of talking cows to keep me warm, which might be worse. Oh well…
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Sorry no cows at the North Pole! But no you wouldn’t fall in a hole. 🙂
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Well you should be in the story. Maybe you can be a hero who saves us from the secret conivings of the ostensibly “nice” Candy Cane.
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Sure I can add her to the story. 🙂
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We need someone to help us counter that “pretend nice” witch who calls herself Candy Cane.
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Hey, who are you calling a witch!
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Nobody that I know of. You’re not Candy Cane, so you have nothing to worry about.
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.mmm…!!
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I Tink you already know.
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Oh No, you didn’t say that!
I thought of his name due to tinkering with numbers but I see I might have made a mistake!
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I meant that as a reply to Tippy but it wandered off.
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LOL! I had a feeling you did. 🙂
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I agree I THINK Tippy already knows too!
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Well Tink certainly has bad taste in coffee.
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LOL! Butterscotch is good! I believe its Alabaster who has bad taste!
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But yes, I may already know what happens at the North Pole before it happens, unlike some clueless elves. 🙂
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Are those clueless elves related to those who shall remain nameless?
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You are smart! Yes!
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If she puts him on a chart, it will have to be a double-entry.
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What???
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Isn’t Tink an accountant?
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Oh gosh! Its late! Yes. I get it now. 😝 Its going to be a long night. I need more caffeine. 🙂
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Oh yeah, this was your long night of taking care of that old lady. I hope all went well.
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It did, thanks. Just felt more tired than usual but I made it. 🙂
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At a cost of just 49 cents to make, and a selling price of $19.99, I expect the flibbertigibbets to generate enough profits that we can move the whole Santa operation somewhere warm, no more snow drifts. And as a side note, Tink only drinks decaf. Stats and dollar signs are all he needs to keep him going…
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Move Santa’s workshop to somewhere warm?? But then how could I throw …I mean how could certain elves accidentally fall into snowdrifts?? 😄
Oh and you said Tink likes a double expresso shot in his coffee? I will take note of that.
If you think you can control what happens at the North Pole, you are funny! LOL! Yes, I may get simple pleasure out of certain “paybacks” in my North Pole stories.
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If you want to introduce discrepancies into your North Pole stories, that’s your call. But that will bring every North Pole story you write into question… 🙂
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LOL! Oh gosh! You are going to be a troublemaker aren’t you! But thats OK, I have had plenty of experience in dealing with “troublemakers!” 🙂
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But I’ve never been in trouble my whole life… 🙂
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OoooK! And I am always innocent!
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🙂
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Yeah, the could move to the West pole.
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“Haha!”
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Maybe you should take flibbertigibbets to Shark Tank, and try to get them to back the product, rather than Santa. That way you can stay in warmer climates, while getting filthy rich.
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He can’t do that, he is Santa’s accountant! He has to stay at the North Pole.
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Hmm, I wonder who pays better, Santa Claus or Mark Cuban?
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that sounds like a win-win. And I could probably buy WordPress and then shut down certain bloggers’ web sites 🙂
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Yeah, you could be like Zuckerberg.
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the good Zuckerberg or the bad Zuckerberg?
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If you’re gonna be shutting down blogs, I’d say the bad Zuckerberg.
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Haha! Ummm…..”certain bloggers’ web sites?” Can’t be the blog that features North Pole Specials, that one is unique! 🙂
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I don’t want to start naming names at this point… 🙂
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“Haha!” Tink likes triple expresso in his coffee, right?
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Tink is too disciplined to ever order such a drink. Your readers would no longer trust your ability to properly develop characters. 🙂
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Hmmm…..Tink may be too disciplined, but I bet it would give him a lot of energy to exercise and he probably could double his time!
He doesn’t have to order it , Candy Cane may put too much expresso in his coffee “accidentally” sometime! 🙂
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