Patrick was drinking his latte as he sat out on his back deck in the early morning hours.
He was thinking about last night and how magical it had been. Life was starting to look very bright for him. After catching Anna, who had been living under the false identity of Tanya, and putting her in jail, he had received a promotion at work. Then a few weeks after that he bumped into Tamara. Quite literally bumped into her! He was at a pet store, for he had decided he needed a pet. It had to be something though that didn’t require lots of time and attention due to his chaotic work schedule.
He was trying to decide between fish or a turtle or he did really like the guinea pig in the corner of the store. Finally he decided that the turtle would be the least amount of work and he thought its painted shell looked pretty cool, so he bought the turtle and left. When he got to his car he placed the aquarium on the floor and then noticed the time. He had spent more time in the pet store than he had thought, he had to hurry to get home and get ready for work. Put his car into reverse and “BAM!” he hit another car! He got out of the car feeling mad at himself and embarrassed. The lady whose car he hit was very nice and understanding as they exchanged insurance information. The damage wasn’t that bad thankfully.
Patrick had been mad at himself for the rest of that day, but it turned out in the days to follow that hitting Tamara’s car led to something very good. Patrick had called her the next day to apologize again and they ended up talking on the phone for quite awhile. They had several more phone conversations after that and then they started meeting on his lunch break. It was the best time of Patrick’s day. He felt at such ease around her, conversation flowed easily and he felt himself falling more and more with each date that they had.
He was beginning to wake up in the morning with her face in his mind. Thinking of her smile stirred his heart. Her hair was strawberry blonde and she had it cut in a cute pixie style. He loved to see the way her green eyes would light up when she laughed. The feel of the warmth of her hand in his, when they would walk along the water. He laughed at the memory of the squeal she made as he put his arm around her waist, teasing her about taking a little dip in the cool water.
Last night he had taken her to a little more fancier restaurant than usual, for their dates. There was candlelight at the table and in the corner of the room 2 musicians were playing, a cellist and a violinist. The music was very nice, but Patrick was more intent on feeling himself getting lost in her eyes,as he noticed the faint blush that came across her cheeks, when she felt his eyes on her.
Well, enough daydreaming, he had to get himself ready for work. The bluebird was singing his song from the top of the Maple Tree and Patrick felt like singing as well, while thinking about seeing Tamara tonight. He finished his latte and checked on his pet turtle, Myrtle. She seemed to be content with her new home, as she happily ate some earthworms that he had put into the aquarium for her.
He was glad that the sun was shining. He decided to ride his bike to work today. In the summertime he enjoyed doing that as much as he could. It was only a couple miles to work and it was good exercise.
Whistling a happy tune he got his bike out of the garage and headed out of his driveway. He had taken no notice of the lady standing on the sidewalk. She was dressed in a simple turquoise sun dress with a wide brimmed hat and dark sunglasses, and was very intent on watching Patrick.
Patrick was going through paperwork on his desk when his cell phone rang.
“Hi Luke! What’s up?” Patrick said with a smile on his face.
His smile quickly faded when he heard Luke’s words. “Anna escaped from prison!”
Patrick smacked his head! The day had started with such pleasant thoughts, but now there were two questions in the forefront of his mind. Where did Anna flee to and what name was she using now?
I think she’s now going by the name of Hanna. This is getting exciting. I suspect that there will be bloodshed sooner or later. Patrick had better practice his backing up skills some more, so that if he sees Hanna in his rear view mirror, he can aim accurately.
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“Hanna”? What a different name! LOL!
Oh gosh on the bloodshed! Guess you will just have to wait and see!
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If he sees her in the rear view mirror, it will probably mean that she has been hiding in his back seat and planning a sneak attack.
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Ooh. I can tell this story is going to be a real thriller.
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Try not to bite your nails too hard!
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Don’t worry, I’ve learned over the years that hammers are the best things to use on nails.
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Ooh you didn’t…..! 🤚😶
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Poor Patrick. Is she behind him right now.
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Hmmm. . Its a possibility! Or perhaps Tamara is in more danger??
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He’d better watch out for devious plots by Myrtle. She could be secretly working for Betsy.
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Haha! Oh Jason is going to like your comment, but. ..No, Myrtle is just a simple, plain, innocent turtle!
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It’s the plain simple innocent turtles that you have to worry about.
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All Myrtle can do is walk from one end of the aquarium to the other! She is innocent unlike Betsy! And she doesn’t talk like Charlie did until YOU killed him! So see, she is just a plain, innocent turtle.
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Are you sure it’s an aquarium and not a terrarium?
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“No comment!” 🙂
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Now, who was Charlie again?
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The poooor talking chicken that you killed!
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I remember a talking rat named Chuck, his last name was Cheese I think. But a talking chicken? Let me check my colander.
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…mmm..!! You do that, smack it on your head, it might just help jog your memory!
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I like how you chose these interesting names. Your characters really come to life under your creative pen
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Awh fhanks Gina! Jason gets the credit for Myrtle the turtle though. 🙂
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Your readers are so fun!
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LOL! Yes, they are. 🙂
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I better not hear one word out of that turtle’s mouth.
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Myrtle’s lips are sealed!
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I was wondering when Myrtle would appear in your stories. I figured that you wouldn’t want to touch these characters again, but it’ll be fun to see how you finally wrap this series up. I mean, what is taking you so long?
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Haha! Oooh that is a funny question! Gee! It is a mystery of why it is taking so long, isn’t it! I am sure you are clueless!
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Oh an thanks for the helpful tips on how to meet women.
I’d been trying lines like “hey good lookin’, what cha got cookin’?” When all this time I just needed to find some pretty thing and smash up her car with mine. Smacking my head. Weeds out the women too stupid to wear a seatbelt, too. It’s brilliant.
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Oh my gosh! Well you helped wake me up with that laugh! Gee! Can’t believe that your “whatcha got cooking…” line hasn’t worked!
I wouldn’t exactly advise you to smash up a lady’s car. She may not be as nice and forgiving as Tamara!
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That’ll help weed out the mean ones too.
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Well just don’t blame me when they sue you! 🙂
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One look in to my turquoise green eyes and they will forget all about any law suits.
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Ooooh not going to say a word!
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I’m hoping a rabbit somehow enters the story so that the whole tortoise and the hare thing can be revisited.
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Now, that there is what this story needs.
Less Patrick drinking some mamby-pamby latte (which often results in reckless and wreckful driving) and more animal intrigue.
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“mamby-pamby”! “reckless driving”!
I am shaking my head! I literally just got back from running an errand and I stopped and treated myself to a Salted Caramel Latte! I am glad to say that I did not wreck while driving! So sorry to disprove your theory! 🙂
More animal intrigue? You are ready got me in trouble with the turtle, now Jim wants a rabbit!
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I knew that I’d get your goat with that.
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😛
I am not putting a goat into the story either! And the Latte was Delish, Mr. Bitter coffee!
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Goats and Gnus rarely get along anyway.
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and as I recall, the turtle in Finding Nemo could talk – like a surfer dude. that would bring a whole new dimension to the turtle character in this story…
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Nooo …you didn’t say that! Talking animals cause trouble!
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whatever, dude…
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Oh gosh! You are on a roll aren’t you!
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I think you are having some good ideas.
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Ummm… may I remind you that you told me that you better not hear a word out of Myrtle!
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I would not want to make stringent rules to stifle creativity.
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Oooh of course not! …mmm…!
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Sooo IF Myrtle would happen to talk, you wouldn’t remind me that I had said there was going to be no talking animals this time, right? 🙂
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You can’t lay this on me. I was just acknowledging the input of other fans of your work.
Maybe Myrtle has an adventure in Patrick’s dream after one too many lattes.
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LOL! Oh gosh!
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once every 10 years or so…
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Oh gosh! Do you realize that I chose a turtle because I thought it would be a very safe animal! All it can do is roam in its Terranium! It can’t row across a lake like Betsy and it doesn’t even talk. Its just a simple turtle! If I bring a hare into the story, that’s taking a risk, for the animals in this story always seem to create trouble!
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Row across a lake? Turtles are excellent swimmers .
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….mmmm…!! It would have to get out of the TERRAiNiUM in order to swim!
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You may have to write a more Myrtle focused story to straighten out all of these misconceptions resulting from her vague treatment in this story.
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Oooh gosh, how am I supposed to write a more focused Myrtle story, she doesn’t do anything!
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A Friday super short story then.
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LOL! You are trying aren’t you. Perhaps I could throw the hare into a super short story too!
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Myrtle and Harriet?
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Yes, I had to laugh out loud at that!
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Uh, that’s “terrarium”. I don’t know what terranium is, but it sounds like a mineral used by terrorists to create nuclear IEDs.
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No that’s IUDs you’re thinking of.
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Oooh I have no words! LOL!
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I always get the two mixed up. Which can be dangerous. Imagine if a woman put an IED up her hoohaw. On the other hand, I suppose there’s no harm in an army jeep running over an IUD. Or do I have everything backwards?
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One of those mistakes could result in severe ED. The other could result in extra Gnus running around.
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Oooh its official! By the time my helmet ever gets here it will be too late, the damage to my head will have already been done!
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In the interim, may I suggest strapping a colander to your head.
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You are soooo helpful!
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This reminds me, I have a bad LED light bulb that keeps flickering. I’m thinking of destroying it with an IED and buying a new one with proper UL certification.
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My dog is sleeping next to my chair right now and she is doing her best impression of an IED. I may have to go open a window.
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Are you sure it’s the dog?
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Well, I don’t have a turtle. Mainly because I can’t find my terranium.
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It has probably burrowed inside the terranium, and now it’s radioactive.
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I need to go out and buy another Latte!!
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Buy a terranium flavored latte. I hear they’re delicious and will leave you with a bright, glowing complexion.
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🤚😶!
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…mmm…!!!
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And the day just started! I am scared to imagine how this day may go!! ….mmm….!!
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Not me. This morning I dropped a piece of buttered bread and it landed right side up. The chances of that happening are approximately 1 in 252,000 according to my calculations. So, that must signify this is going to be a great day.
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Haha! I am thinking my day may get better if I have anothet Latte! 😛
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Anything is possible, I suppose. Try dropping a piece of buttered bread first to test the winds of fortune.
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I think I will just take my chances, but if I drop my Latte I know who to blame!
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Sir Isaac Newton?
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LOL!
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It may be best to just go back to bed.
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Its the same thing, it just has an N in it! 😜
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Oh, so I guess it borrowed an “n” from Pennsylvanian?
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Turtles were my favorite creature in Finding Nemo…
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Oh dear, Jason was just talking about turtles swimming! But Myrtle will not be swimming!
You are right though the turtles were pretty cool in Finding Nemo! I liked the pelicans too! 🙂
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maybe we should start a chant, “Free Myrtle!”
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SSH!! Before certain people hear you! LOL!
I will just be in the corner ….”smacking my head”…
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the corner of the terrarium?
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Oh you didn’t ask that! 😛
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See what you started with this Myrtle business?
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But Myrtle was your idea! Your ideas appear to be so innocent and then……!
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My idea was for Patrick to have a romantic interest, a human woman by the way. I gave you options for names; one of which was Myrtle. You then suggested that that name would be more appropriate for a talking pet turtle and you ran with it from there.
That being said, I have grown quite fond of your new Myrtle the turtle character and I look forward to learning more about her.
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LOL!
How have you grown “quite fond” of her already?? She hasn’t done anything but sit in her tank and eat earthworms!
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I KNEW you would have to come back to it, and I KNEW Anna would somehow escape! Great job! Thanks for the smiles … and the finger-biting (my nails are too short to bite)!
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LOL! I have tried so hard to end this story! But….. and Anna was nicely safe in jail, until someone who shall remain nameless decided to break her out! I think you missed that story. 🙂
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Your welcome.
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Or you’re welcome. Take you’re pick.
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LOL! Thanks!
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So was my guess right? Confused? Check your email. You are welcome., you forgot that one. 🙂
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Two days later than that.
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Hey I was pretty close! Now if I can do the math I think I figured it out. 🙂
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Take off your shoes if you have to count on your toes.
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Haha! I didn’t need to!
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I really must go back and read the ones I’ve missed!!! Hmmmm … I’ll try to guess who broke her out … 🤔
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Don’t strain your brain too hard with thinking! 🙂
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Don’t tell me that woman Patrick is fawning over is Anna? Wait, please don’t tell me… sigh… huhuhu
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😊 I am enjoying your thoughts!
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