I believe that laughter each day does a much better job at keeping the Dr. away then an apple a day does! So to help you be healthy I have the perfect book for you. “The Odessa Chronicles”. Humor runs throughout the book, as well as the strong theme about friendship. If you would like to know more about it, just click on the book cover in the right margin.
Today I would like to share with you another story from the book. One that Colin shared on his blog last month. The story takes place on a boat, “The Argo, that our 4 friends are traveling in. A storm arises and the man-servant is doing his best to get them safely through the storm when suddenly 2 seagulls crash into the windows. Being the caring man that he is, the man-servant rescues them from outside bringing them into the boat. If you never had a conversation with seagulls before, well you are about to learn how their logic works!
Bob and Bob (Part 1)
The man-servant had put the seagulls on the dashboard, in front of the steering wheel, so that he could talk to them while steering the Argo. They were both standing there staring at him now. “Well, guys,” started the man-servant, “welcome to the Argo. I am known as the man-servant, and the Barn Owl next to me is Odessa. You can see Dewey, the cat, half-asleep on the chair over there, and this odd creature on my left is Jaxon, a Jackalope. Who are you?”
The seagulls continued to stare. Odessa decided to help out. “I realize that you and I have little in common, in fact we have nothing in common, but we can all understand each other here, so it would really help if we knew your names. How about it?”
One seagull looked directly at Odessa. “I’m Bob!”
The man-servant looked at the gull. “Bob?” he said. “Your name is Bob?”
Odessa turned to the man-servant. “You know … sometimes you really are part of the problem rather than part of the solution. What part of ‘I’m Bob’ did you not understand?”
“I’m sorry,” said the man-servant, “but Bob is not a seagull kind of name. I mean, have you ever heard of a seagull named Bob before?”
Odessa looked at him with unblinking eyes. “Had you ever heard of a Barn Owl named Odessa before you met me?”
Odessa turned to the other gull. “And what is your name?”
The other gull looked her straight in the eyes and said, “My name is Bob!”
Jaxon was trying to control a desire to burst out laughing when the man-servant turned to him. “What’s so funny, Jaxon?”
Jaxon looked at the man-servant and totally disintegrated into uncontrollable laughter. “Your face was priceless when you realized that they were both named Bob.”
“Jaxon,” said the man-servant, “we are in the middle of a bad storm and need to keep things organized in here. How are we going to communicate properly with these two having the same name? I think that we should call them Bob One and Bob Two. That should work.”
One of the gulls hopped onto the edge of the steering wheel and faced the man-servant. “Which one of us is Bob One, and which one is Bob Two, and how do we address Bob Three?”
The man-servant was looking puzzled. “Is there another Bob coming to join us?” he asked, really hoping that the answer would be no.
“No!” said the gull. “That could really get complicated then, couldn’t it?”
The man-servant thought for a moment, and then turning to Odessa, said, “Am I not understanding something here? Does this dialogue make sense to you?”
Odessa smiled. “Man-Servant,” she said, “you have to accept that these are two seagulls. They don’t think like any other creature I know.”
Jaxon then added. “Man-Servant, seagulls are an oddity of the seas and oceans. They think in very simple terms.”
“Okay! Thank you, guys.” He then turned to the gull on the steering wheel. “Would you like to be Bob One or Bob Two?”
The gull, without any hesitation, said, “Bob One!”
The other gull jumped up onto the steering wheel. “I want to be Bob One!” he said.
“Well, you can’t, because I was asked first!” interjected the first gull.
“Perhaps we could name you Bob Three?” said the man-servant.
The first gull was shaking his head in despair. “Why would you want Bob One, Bob Two, Bob Three and Bob Four? You really do like confusion don’t you.”
The man-servant was scratching his head. “How did Bob Four get into the conversation?”
Bob One looked at the man-servant. “You really have some difficulty with simple logic, don’t you? If you want to talk to me, which Bob do you call?”
“Bob Two?” asked the man-servant, very confused now.
“Very close. Good try … but wrong. I am Bob One.”
“But you both kind of look the same to me,” said the man-servant. “In fact, you all look the same to me.”
Bob One looked down at his feet, and then at the man-servant. “Would it surprise you to know that you humans all look the same to us?”
The man-servant turned to Odessa and Jaxon. “Can one of you help me out here? I am really having trouble talking with Bob One and Bob Two.”
Odessa grinned. “Stay with it, Man-Servant. It will be a good learning experience for you.”
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…. to be continued tomorrow!
Given the way they float, I’d say Bob is the perfect name for a seagull. Looking forward to Part 2.
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Glad you are enjoying the story and that you like the name “Bob” 🙂 Every seagull I see now, I want to call “Bob”, thanks to Colin! LOL!
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I always have a little chuckle at the seagull introductions, and then Jaxon’s response. 🙂
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Always enjoy the man-servant being confused and I love Jaxon’s response. There are just some times that you can’t hold back, I have had experience with that! 🙂
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Haha I can’t wait until the continuation tomorrow!😁❤️
I agree a smile or a laugh a day is life’s best medicine.😊
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Thanks for your comment, happy to know that you are enjoying the story.
Yes laughter is very much the best medicine! I try to have more than one laugh a day, for you really can’t have too much laughter! 🙂
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Very true, the more laughter, the better!😁
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Exactly! Not to say that there isn’t a time for serious chats and dealing with serious issues. BUT laughter is what is needed to help not get weighted down by all the serous things that happen in this world!
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I totally agree!😊
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Hahaha this is great!
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Never knew that talking to a seagull could be so confusing, did you! 🙂
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I knew they were crazy but I had no idea how confusing they could be! Lol
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Hi Laura – The next time you see a flock of seagulls on a beach, or flying around over a field, you will see them with a whole new perspective. And that noisy raucous chatter? You won’t of course understand it, bit It will make total sense to you. 🙂
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Funny you should say…..the whole time I was reading it, I was simultaneously remembering growing up on the beach feeding the gulls and laughing to myself. Lol
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I grew up about a 1-1/2 hour drive from a beach, so would go their regularly, and it all makes so much sense now with the seagulls squabbling! 🙂
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