Tuesday’s Thoughts!

Good Morning! It is COLD and I am dragggggggginnnnggg this morning so these quotes are a little different from the norm. I will apologize in advance and you can swat me through the computer for making some of you probably groan.  But sometimes you just gotta laugh, even if its the kind of humor that you groan about at the same time 🙂 So today enjoy laughing and I promise inspiring quotes will be back next week!

1.” Dear Algebra: Stop asking us to find your X, She is not coming back and we don’t know Y either!”  ( Don’t stop reading yet, they get better! LOL!)

2. “Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!” ( You are welcome for finally getting the answer to something you been wondering for a long time I know!)

3. “I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist!” ( I hear the groans!)

4. “I think I need a job cleaning mirrors. It is just something I could really SEE myself doing!” ( You know you are trying not to laugh!)

5. “Two blood cells met and fell in love….but alas it was all in vein!” ( You gotta smile!)

6. “Mom, what’s it like having the greatest daughter in the world?” . “I don’t know, you have to ask Grandma!” ( Yes, I may have said this to my daughters, LOL!)

7. “Warning: Due to influence of hormones, I could burst out in tears or kill you in the next 5 minutes!”  ( And all my women readers are shaking their heads, right? ) 🙂

8. “I wish my wallet would have free refills!” ( that would be pretty awesome)

9. “Our phone falls, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh!” (but we do help pick them up, after we are done laughing :))

10. “My boss told me to have a great day, so I went home!” ( How many of you want to try that today :))

 

 

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13 thoughts on “Tuesday’s Thoughts!

    • So glad you laughed also! Was hoping people would laugh and not just groan, 🙂 Yes, the cow bell one actually was my favorite! 🙂 You are welcome cause sometimes it is just better to laugh as you push your cares aside!

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